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WaLLs9321 Allí está tu hija pedrito?
You have to show proof of vax to get it
lmao canadians
how nice! also what the fuck
It's what?
if only we could dip into a strategic stockpile of affordable housing...
CANADA NUMÉRO UN!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
sunlorrie Too bad it is governed by an uneducated totalitarian ideologue with a hate on for Alberta JustinTrudeau who won’t do the same for its oil reserves
Kind of like us and oil
nananeri
If we declare war with England that stockpile could be all ours.
?
Gordon brown moment
Who are they trying to bankrupt? The Blossom Family?
Canadian911Guy TF is this?! And why are you Canucks keeping a strategic “stockpile” of maple syrup? To make weapons of mass distruction? Between this and the geese you export y’all are ready to conquer the world.
We have the best CRS score, having technical expertise but IRCC without any notice halted the main immigration program in December 2020, can you please ask SeanFraserMP when they are going to resume it and why it's been halted until now? Fedral Skill workers Live matter,
That O’l Bitch Mrs Butterworth is holding out again
The American equivalent to strategic maple syrup is tactical cheeseburgers.
BreakenridgeYEG
At one point we had so much surplus that they were making compostable trash bags out of it.
This past season was really bad
lee_3143 💀
MrNanceNC So stupid
AlesBrewery
Canada Is not a serious country.
I LOVE CANADA TOO MUCH
kaitycritchley Are you guys going to be okay?
Totally thought this was an onion article when I first saw it.
Not enough
Stockpiling weapons of mass adhesion, eh Canada?
Not the onion btw
There is a strategic reserve of maple syrup? Did we jump to April 1 without me noticing?
Excuse me wouldn’t that be liters or kilograms? Canadians use the metric system 🤪
The U.S. has a strategic oil reserve. We have a strategic maple syrup reserve. How very... us. Moral: Don't mess with our maple syrup.
OMGitsJessieLee
idkstephaniie triiiickz bruh lol
AuntCunty Canada's grand strategy to make everyone sticky.
They're all done with their tactical maple syrup reserve already?
The mongols now know about the syrup. Gentlemen we ride at dawn. browngold
This is the most canadian thing I ever have heard of!
Oh no Canada really struggling, y’all okay? 😭
wat
RossGalbraith I totally assumed this was an Onion article.
Maple syrup reserves : )
heavy babylon bee energy here, npr.
I’m sorry, there’s a stockpile?
......you guys this is awesome....reporting excellence.
I've always loved that we have one of these. Canada's stocked up on what's really important. 😆
The U.S. has a petroleum reserve. Canada has a maple syrup reserve.
title says canada the reserve is in Quebec, the article only mentions Quebec Nice Quebec erasure NPR, well done.
Gas or maple syrup? …I choose maple syrup.
Strategic stockpile of maple syrup
Lololololol. Is syrup ... gas for canoodles
Trevkuntz
bridout73 tell me there's also a stockpile of clamato and I'm moving.
Sone countries stock pile gold were stock pile syrup! Canada
❄️Winters in Canada are long, dark, & very cold 🥞The one lie Canucks tell is that the syrup is only for eating pancakes & waffles to keep 'em warm on the inside 😍The truth is those sexy northerners literally dip into the reserves each Winter to get sticky & hot on the outside♥️
SouthPark Please do an episode on this/the Vermont versus Canadian maple syrup war. But make sure Vermont wins because it's better.
NotHoodlum This has to be the most Canadian story I’ve ever seen 😂
I can’t believe that I’m asking this: has anyone actually brought up the possibility of Keystone syrup taps?
LOL
This is the most canadian story I've ever heard
dead1ykitty ya'll need help 😂
jefposk But, does the Canadian Strategic maple Syrup Reserve consist of organic maple syrup or not? Some hipsters desperately need to know…😎
2022: The Year of French Toast / l'année du pain perdu
It’s knowing which are the important things.
Always wondered what a Canadian dystopia looked like
Gotta have my grade eh amber
'... tapping into...' Come on NPR. Low hanging fruit.
Of course they've been stockpiling while we 'cancel' Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth, sacrificing American strategic advantage in the name of 'wokeness'
How much will it cost?
Sweet!!
PRhynardPIO WTF is this aboot?
Surprisingly not The Beaverton
CarpeNoctom SMSR Strategic Maple Syrup Reserves
brendajoanneWY The syrup must flow!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will any of it be fresh?
AsheSchow Totally symbolic gesture. Trudeau needs to approve more maple tree drilling, er… tapping on federal lands. 🍁 🇨🇦 DrillBabyDrill
Elizabe29599604 Shit just got real.
🤔😘
urbanmeyerlives
Derde bak...
BigFrankAM3D our most valuable natural resource
Let’s hope they don’t have to dip into their Denim Strategic Reserves
ulyssedeldrago !!!
A sticky situation with a sweet resolution
I must have read that headline three times before realizing this was not an Onion article.
And they have never dealt with the problem of maple trees exploding on April 1.
That's still only like 1% of the reserves.
“Tap” the reserves-good pun😃
Well it is pretty good.
JenniferJJacobs Wait, this isn’t an Onion article?!?!
Your welcome - 😂
Thought this was an Onion HeadlIine
I had to take a double take to make sure this wasn’t the onion.
If only there were some way they could get back that which was stolen during the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist, then perhaps this crisis could be averted...
stellapolaris10 A Swedish expression is 'Up as a sun, down as a pancake.' It seems that this maple syrup story is quite the contrary! Bring on the pancakes!
Canada is also dipping into its Strategic Poutine Reserves.
I’ve got 3-4 bottles in my pantry if anyone wants them. Not sure of their year. Does it go bad after awhile?
JenniferJJacobs Is this Joe Biden’s fault too? I can’t keep track.
We are rich in Maple Syrup, we’re sorted in the case of any apocalypses 😂
Hey JustinTrudeau - you jealous now?
They’ll be breaking into their poutine reserves next…
Averting the Global Waffle Crisis of 2021. Thank you, Canada…
We ❤️ Canada freep CanCGDetroit CityofDetroit LakeSuperior
wow, didn't know Canada had a strategic stockpile of maple syrup
Canada dips into maple syrup storage. America dips into oil storage.
Maple syrup is important and valuable!
The real question is: Will this impact the Waffle House Index?
Time to buy some taps.
How is this not an Onion article?
Thought this was an Onion article at first glance.
Sounds serious!
April Fools' Day
LA MAISON BLEUE did it ! 😅 ZeMorissette
Our liquid gold!
“Dipping into”
When I saw this headline yesterday I thought it was a joke.
You're a joke npr
Easy with our Maple Syrup!
That’s why it’s gone up $2 a bottle! Thank you, Canada! ❤️ Maple Syrup!🍁
This has got to be probably the most Canadian thing I’ve ever read. JJ_McCullough
What about poutine strategic stockpile?
KyleWOrton There’s a strategic stockpile of maple syrup?
Why don't they just use Log Cabin until that can harvest more?
hoovesandpawse wow and wow.
Don't make me go back to Mrs. Butterworth
Canada: come for the maple syrup. Stay for the free healthcare you're going to need when you crash from the sugar rush.
Mrs Butterworth and Aunt Jemima walk into a bar…
I love this story.
I bet addiction, but I’m so relieved this maple bitch isn’t my gig.
Omg. I’m so glad I’m stocked up!
Climatologist49
hoovesandpawse I’d say this wasn’t satire.
Got to wonder if the Canadian Food Secretary knows what the daily consumption of maple syrup is.
Liquid gold from the North 💛
We also have strategic reserves of poutine, and hockey sticks, but the markets seems stable right now.
is this real?
Too bad Biden stopped the pipeline from being built.
It’s not for eating, it’s for snorting
America: Another person shot up a school Canada:
Send a pound my way
Was it an net exporter of this once? justwondering
ok but first a crack team of engineers will need to be called in to clear away the crust from the top of the bottle
Well damn👌🏿😎👌🏿
NotHoodlum All of them to Costco?
Strategic stock pile of maple syrup
“Sir what if we are attacked and can’t have our Maple Syrup” “ We better create a strategic reserve “
I can’t understand why Maine, Vermont and New York maple syrups are not taking on the world. I find them far better than the one from Québec.
NotHoodlum This is the most Canadian thing I have ever read.
karenkho This is extremely concerning - do NOT touch the reserves!
NotHoodlum Uh oh. I love so many American family members and friends. But sharing my maple syrup is a BIG ask. Sooo better get in line! 😉
NotHoodlum I’ve tapped the maples myself… true 😂😂😂 never once thought this would ever come up 😳
Hey StephenPunwasi, is there a maple syrup ETF? Maybe a better question for Bay Street bets...
NotHoodlum Shit just got real
Hahaha, Aaaa
jessesingal Stockpile of maple syrup…bruh I’m flat out wheezing right now. A literal stockpile of maple syrup measured in millions of pounds! Is there a moose reserve too Is Tim Hortons housed in an underground bunker somewhere? Right next to the ingredients for poutine, no doubt! 😂😂
Now I want to know how much maple syrup is consumed each year in Canada? This seems it could last awhile.
thought this was The Onion
Is this The Onion?
Ha. I remember that 2012 maple syrup heist.
Bless Canada. I'll have to cook up.a whole mess of pancakes.
Cindy63306167 Wow!
I
Lots of sugary syrup is just what we need to fight the virus.
It'll be two weeks or so before Canadians see prices at the pump go down
johnreport you're in my thoughts at this trying time.
How do you know when things have become seriously end-of-the-world bad? ❌1 minute on Doomsday clock ✅Canada taps strategic maple syrup reserves
Perhaps she can help
Climatologist49 Former Vermont resident here - hate to break it to you, but if you put a jug of Canadian maple syrup, & a jug of Vermont maple syrup in the freezer - you can still pour out the thick, luscious, Vermont maple syrup later but the Canadian maple syrup will have ice in it at the top.
What liquid measure does a pound of maple syrup equate to?
jessesingal Canada… a failed state
Climatologist49 Someone fill the barrels full of water again?
the culprit
shortage culprit
Did Babylon Bee hack NPR?
jessesingal Is this real life?
Not our reserves!!!
Nice to know that Canada has it's priorities straight!
Well ok then, maple me up!
It's that time of year.
O Canada
Oh sure. Was heading out tomorrow to buy a certain one to ship to my daughter in Denmark. Better not be a buying frenzy after folks read the header.
Gobbless them Canucks ThotsAndPrayrs 🙌
wait what?😂
Is this a parody?
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we have a what now? really?
Saudi maple syrup production has been cut back.
Oh my gosh, NPR! So frightening! Looking forward to you returning to Newsroom format of 1970 when public broadcasting served Americans, instead of Sunset Magazine -level, bourgeois interests. Want a donation? Get it f…ing together, little miss corporate.
CAFinUS According to Google, Canada has a population of 38.01 million people. According to the story in NPR, Canada is releasing ~ 50 million pounds of maple syrup from the strategic reserve. 1.3 lbs of maple syrup/person is a LOT.
I was today years old when I learned that Canada jad strategic maple syrup reserves.
My kids always put sugar and lemon on their pancakes. Just saying.
Universal health care, legal marijuana and strategic maple syrup reserves? Greatest country in North America.
Pft. Y'all know that only the best maple syrup comes from Vermont.
StevenTDennis “In 2012, more than 3,000 tons of maple syrup were stolen from the stockpile over the course of months. The value of the heist was estimated at nearly $19 million Canadian dollars.”
This has to be the most Canadian thing I've heard in a long while
I’m good. I have my own maple operation to keep us fulfilled
A lot of these Shortages are Fake.
United States may dip into its strategic reserves of oil and Canada dips into maple syrup. What does this all mean?
There we go releasing more POISON (sugar) to keep the rising diabetes up to help the poor big pharma in their profit.
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