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Candyman11379 Always the chick getting mouthy and the guys paying for it.....
WTF?!?!?!
MysteryScene A story with all the elements. This kind of thing writes itself. amwriting amwritingfiction
wormuji chaotic Midwest energy
bittofbrandi Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Sound like perfect candidates for Trump to nominate to the federal bench
My divorce and family court experience made perfectly clear to me that judges can be idiots.
‘Sliders’ just saying
getting to the point where i can't listen to your station any more. too much airtime for lying traitors. and who was the fool that you had on that said the new york (r) did a good job at the hearings? seriously stupid remark.
marcusdipaola That is not how bar hopping works.
That might be the best one-sentence summary ever.
Oh, ship them to Philadelphia. Our DA doesn’t victimize anyone except crime victims
this could have been a beautiful story of a bipartisan group of judges, including an ex Marine who *walked* a drunk colleague to sober up and was catcalled by 2 rednecks who continued to harass her.
why the smear piece? what relevance is the strip club? was her gesture unprovoked? is walking a drunk lady to get food and sober up better than driving? what's the story here.
“Suspended” huh....🤔🤦🏾♂️🚮
How does one fail in attempt to visit a strip club?
Fuuuck yeah!!!!! This is my kind of ‘Merica!!!!! drunktwitter
I want to know more about this woman who is flipping off strangers, eating White Castle, and going to strip clubs. All that and is educated, too? Does she like sports
This may be the greatest news story I've ever seen. Cannot wait for this week's Dumpster Fire. BridgetPhetasy
Why didnt yall use their mug shots 🤔
Strip clubs and drunken 3 am visits to White Castle? Do tell😂
How the hell do you fail to visit a strip club like did their clown car explode or
You can take the judges out of the bar but you cant make them make good decisions, or something like that.
Let those of us that haven’t been in a drunken gunfight at 3AM in a White Castle parking lot cast the first stone.
How many peoples lives do you think they’ve ruined for over-punishing petty crimes like this?
errollouis Just wondering who put these ppl on the bench
CaitlinPacific An overdose of America
Gotta hear both...all three or four sides
This headline kept getting more and more intense. Wow
Oh Twitter. Thanks for making us VIRAL!
They are on paid vacation and will be seating in a seat judging you soon
I simultaneously have so many questions and feel like I have way too much information about this. On a related note, is anyone else getting this alcohol-related ad content inset in their NPR story? The cheer starts here! LOL Jooneybean
And... they’re all still judges. Ridiculous
And I thought I was a hot mess.
I think these two may have been involved
Hey pizzadrone, career advancement opportunities right here!
Uh uh where they mugshots... criminalize them like y’all do black people
'Florida Man'
The Onion: “We give up.”
MsnRaffie Trump will appoint them somewhere.
Crazy!!
😳
MingGao26 We’re they appointed by Republicans.
Huh? Why? I call that TGIF or Saturday date night. Btw, White Castle....mmm... yummy...😋
Thanks, but I'll wait for movie to come out.
So... who gets the movie rights?
Where are their mugshots
😂 I can't.
wanderingkern WTF? Can I direct this movie!?
I think you misspelled 'Florida'.
Is that David Cassidy in the middle?
Wow. They showing their prom pictures
No mug shots?
That sentence has everything: sex appeal, drama, action, humor, suspense, political intrigue. Looking forward to the Hollywood adaptation.
Remember the photos NPR decided to use here...remember. No jail time but 2 days for one of them. This is an injustice.
HesAGem Did Indiana and Florida merge while I wasn't looking?
when privilege meets downtown: they walked t/streets of downtown in a heavily intoxicated state Bell 🖕🏼at randoms in a car 3 ended up at a W. Castle after trying to go to a strip club at 3 a.m. & finding it closed. 2 of them shot, all go back on the bench lawyers
MingGao26 Just a little cuttin' loose!
Seriously tho, why didn't you use their arrest photos?
Can't get into a strip club White Castles Fight in a parking lot 2 out of 3 judges shot That is a hell of a night...and it all started after 3am.
I had to read the original headline 3xs, because I was confused why judges were getting suspended for getting hurt in flight. First thought was, that’s odd usually you offer medical attention, not suspension... ohhh Lordy, we have jumped the Shark
I think the US has a huge problem, from the president right on down.
Wow. Just, wow. Sounds like there may be a movie made about this... or has it already been made?
What is the title of this TV show? I mean...
Strip club paired with White Castle makes sense.
All of this is stranger than fiction and I have questions: What is a 'failed attempt to visit a strip club'? Judges vs. White Castle? Why White Castle? It's too absurd!! Why only two? Did the third have the gun? These are notes for me. Too much fun. writers
They also like beer 🤷🏻♀️
ricktrbl Wow smh 🤦🏼♂️
Florida: You’ve passed the Bar
Huh?
Waiting for a movie on this story... netflix
Harold and Kumar go to the Supreme Court.
One of these three pillars of the community will be realDonaldTrump's next Supreme Court pick!
Oh shoot! Apparently someone did.
Laura78703 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Judges r crazy sobs
Good Lord... Really people?
Holy shit...this is a bases-loaded home run...booze, greasy hamburgers, strip club...and GUNS!!!!
😁
White privilege. Adams, who pleaded guilty in September to one count of misdemeanor battery, was sentenced to 365 days in jail but was required to serve only two.
And here I thought Popeyes was bad!
USAdusty Casting call for the inevitable Law & Order episode; Go
yasmeen_9 Please educate Pakistani people, otherwise they think Indiana is India😂😂
I thought this was a Onion article wtf
Giving a cat caller the middle finger is not provoking a fight, it's not prolong anything other then for the cat callers to fuck off
pbjmcpheeters amer1can7made76 Nathan_Heine17 Stay Classy, Indiana👀
jadler1969 Good god!
I can honestly say that I never anticipated 'Judges Gone Wild'!
Nothing good EVER happens at a White Castle at 3 am.
odandydoo the one in the middle looks a bit like Dane Cook. Is that Dane Cook?
He was “drunk as a judge...”
This is the most American behavior possible. You sicken me, NPR.
Recent Republican judicial appointees, obviously.
I cannot believe this didn't start with 'Florida judges...'.
‘Merica
That lady judge who described herself as “feisty” has misspelled “alcoholic.”
Memeyeen
As a kid White Castle was known for drunks and a place to avoid. Too bad their outing ended disastrously.
Watch out, Florida. Indiana’s gaining on you.
JoshSkillman what is in the water in Indiana ?
Are they serving chicken sandwiches at White Castle now?
Nice lol
😂😂😂😂
Chicago's been telling y'all for years that Indiana has a gun problem. :P
Perfect candidates for Trumps cabinet!! 😂😂😂 criminal and injudicious behavior is a great qualifaction for position in White House.
Seems like an error of judgement ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well well well
...And likely they'll also be getting at least a talking to from the state Bar Association. Yikes!
How humiliating for Indiana citizens
wtaf
Vive La Merica.
Cyril1863 I just sent this to my boss because it sounds like some of our nights.
Wtf!?
The Red Garter is trash
I daresay this is most injudicious behavior
Indiana the home of drunken judges and Mike Pence seems about right
DamagedBttm
FridayVibes
Is Judge Bell a transwoman? Did Vasquez and his partner in the SUV say something insulting to Bell related to her being a transwoman or 'looking' manly? Maybe an insult like that is what causee her to flip them the bird.
The real kicker is they got into the altercation because the strip club was closed!!
Alcohol is the devil. That said, I bet Bell gave those two passing Latinos the finger because they yelled out their SUV something catcalling to her.
This is the most American thing I have seen this week
I know a couple of them they are progressives
fargo?
I smell at least one Trump nominee in here somewhere...
MikePencestate
EverTrumpers
What in the actual what?!
Chinaija Wypipo...🤔
Hold it! Wait! 😳 they aren’t young people of color 🤔🤭
Excellent bipartisan skullduggery! Indiana should be proud that dems and republicans can get down in the dirt together.
Now that is a first class fact pattern for a law school exam.
goldcoastgreg
At least it wasn’t a WaffleHouse
wut . . . ?
Sweet Jesus. Sodom and Gomorrah. Clear the temple.
What in the gangster hell?
I shouldn't love this headline but I'm sorry, I laughed hard and then texted it to everybody in my family.
Lifetime appointments!
There are times when you will look back at your life and realize that the choices that caused you to end up at WhiteCastle or a strip club where not the best choice. And if you it is both in the same night the only result could be jail or the hospital. It is the rule.
MingGao26 Are these Trump appointed judges? just asking.
I fight authority authority always wins.
Employees state shit went off when the judges were told White Castle fries only come in one size. They then asked for off menu items and were told, 'what you see is what you get'. At that time Sabrina yelled, 'you ain't seen nothin yet!' making lewd finger gestures. beastieboys
Thugs smh
Now that’s some serious pizzazz!
Calmer heads again prevail in America.
Literally the judges ^
Sethrogen please make this a movie
Wait, WHAT?
Judges gone wild suspended for being shot for bad judgement?
YDanasmithdutra Mother would not be pleased VP
Suspended? Barred for life.
Tigerstrat57 I smell a Netflix movie
The Senate will get a chuckle over this at their confirmations.
Let me guess, Auditions for the trump administration🤪
Hoping they were Trump appointees.
This should have been an episode of Eerie Indiana or something. While it's technically a 'sad' story, it's certainly brightened my day. This has everything, drunk judges, strip clubs, white castle (apropos), drunken brawls, and a shooting! Kudos.
May God be with their families and friends. They are just people, prone to mistakes like the rest of us. Prayers.
The_Law_Boy That's just good livin
Whoa whoa whoa
Indiana at its best. They were not allowed into, or put out of, a notorious a local sleez bar. They then go to an all night fast food restaurant and get into brawl. And, at some point in the near future they will sit in judgement of the rest of us. OoooKkkkk
Wondering if they were appointed by Pence......
Drunk? Check. Strip club? Check. White Castle? Check. Fight? Check. Gunfire? Check. Judges? Check. Are you sure this didn't happen in Florida?
Bet their all Republicans
This needs to be a Lifetime movie ASAP! All it needs is a title...
allahliker It's my bertday soon. Where we going yall?
We stop at that exact White Castle after every concert we attend in downtown Indy. Like all the way back to 1979. Good times.
Justice in America
This in a state where former felons can sit for the barre...how come it does not suprise?
How does one fail at an attempt to visit a strip club? How’d these people pass the bar?
The_Law_Boy What the fuck lmao
DylanHunt2017 classy
The Florida is strong with these judges.
GOP sends very fine people.
Omg
That is something dif than say SpaceX but okay it is interesting though. These judges they are just like humans only why they shot 2 of them is kind of weird i knew the US can have harsg laws and penaltys but this is overdone
Are they really from Florida?
The_Law_Boy This is an TheOnion article, and you can’t convince me otherwise
Ohhh Dear Gawd Please, Please Please make this the next HaroldandKumar got WhiteCastle Sequel!
Why is the strip club any part of this article? It appears to be completely unrelated to the story?
White Castle is selling a chicken sandwich now too?
Wow this sounds like they had an awesome night 🤣
Wtf?
rolandsmartin Are they thugs & gangbangers or was it a mistake? Also will all judges be held responsible?
Had they been black judges, they'd be fired. Suspension? Take their pensions.
whatatimepod I haven't read the article so I don't know if anyone died -- if so, plz disregard.
White Castle though
kalpenn jonhurwitz looks like Harold & Kumar 3 script is done?
WOW!!
Bet these judges feel they deserve leniency. They wouldn’t give it to to someone who appeared in front of them on the same facts. I hope they get the same treatment my clients get every day.
mpowell26 classic Hoosiers!
MingGao26 Words fail me
Are y'all sure this didnt happen here in Florida...it just sounds very Florida!! 🤣🤣🤣
Is one of them Squee?
OK Hoosiers
brantelmore Shcolnik_Wife
Trump appointees?
DamonBruce
The more you read the more wat it gets..
These thugs should be disbarred!!! They have zero moral standing to pass judgment on anyone!!!! Where are the attempted murder charges?
Thank you for this. Where is your Pulitzer?
They like beer.
w...what?
Is the Hoosier state trying to bite the Sunshine state's style?
I would think their democratic appointees
VP MikePounce should be very proud of his intoxicated Indiana judges. A strip club would be the place drunken judges should go to just hours before a conference. So much for sober as judges...
Axl Rose was a judge?
ALABSeries
This is VP’s state right? Just checking...
So then... how DOES one fail a visit to a strip club? There's a door. An ATM. You're good.
The_Law_Boy Upset of the century that this wasn’t in Florida.
This story has everything...
🙄🤦🏽♀️
So when you’re a judge and you when you are lite and behave badly you get to keep your job. Now how can you exact punish from the bench when you are publicly fight, giving folks the finger, drunken in public, hanging out in strip clubs.. well you can not. All 3 should be fired.
YPiPo
Sing it with me: back home agaaaaaain, in Indiaaaaanaaaa...
How Florida of them
I'm not sure this is in the guide to good team building exercises. 🤔
Failed attempt? How can you fail to visit a strip club? You walk up, show ID, pay your money, go inside, get watered down drinks and lap dances. How hard is that?
ThisIsAmerica
Didn't they make a White Castle movie like this already? Why do they just keep making the same storylines over and over. Plus not enough diversity in this casting
How many incidents go unnoticed at these conferences All 4 of the judges s/b impeached /jailed & the charges s/b dropped against kaiser & the courts 100% should be to penalize judges especially them.. & every fcking one of their previous cases should be investigated
How does one fail to enter a strip club. They will literally pick up you in a suburban and carry you in the front door if you need the assist.
Ah yes! Good ol White Castle brawls ! Ah the memories
The only possible improvement upon this story would be that they all had innocently bestowed their affections on a “performance artist” named Justice and they were brawling to determine who would pass that evening in his/her company.
Judiciously so
WTH? 😳😅
Move over Florida man, here comes Indiana judge.
They just got bumped up on Trump's list of judicial appointees.
Ok....who even NEEDS the TheOnion or TheBabylonBee anymore. No WAY any writer could make up anything that tops reality. Just goes to show that class, economics, or education...we are all the same deep down inside.
More God fearing 'law and order' Republican judges reminding us that 'Grab 'em by the pussy' isn't just their party's motto, it's a lifestyle.
SergioMarBel trey_smith11
White Castle is the Waffle House of the North!🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭😭✌🏾
Think of all of the other judges they were drinking with who made it to the judicial conference hungover and not paying attention, no regard for the public.
PollySpin Probably scream roomed too
Justice served.
Welcome to my state
They look & sound like perfect Trumpers
Hello 2019!
how many people do you think those judges put in cages for years in the name of “law and order”?
This is the best NPR lead in years.
This is America
Best story ever.
A lot to unpack here.
I hate it when that happens.
God I love these replies
This movie writes itself.
Yeah, because 30 days suspension without pay, will really restore the public trust....🙃
Can't stop laughing. Not even clicking because the story can not possibly live up to the headline.
This is real?
MattLorenzo
Up for lifetime Federal appointments as soon as Trump sees this! Perfect candidates.
Thoughts and prayers/s
That’s right out of “Harold and Kumar”.
Anchorman for judges?
The court suspended both Jacobs and Bell for 30 days without pay. Adams, who pleaded guilty in September to one count of misdemeanor battery, is suspended for 60 days without pay. He was sentenced to 365 days in jail but was required to serve only two.
was that judge brett kava... nah!
The difference between Illinois and Indiana — in Indiana these three judges are suspended, in Illinois they are elected to even higher offices.
Suspended for getting shot.
Whhhhaaaaat is happening? 👀😳
“Failed attempt?”
They start the fight, get beat up, get shot, and now they’re suspended. Holy shit!!
Lydiad1957 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sorry, I just can't..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do I find this amusing? Thoughts and prayers
*Breach week*
brianbeutler And I thought stuff like this only happened in Florida....
sauce4you
CaytonHolland
How is it the article doesn’t mention mentored by Kavanaugh
TolchinImm Maybe they just liked beer.
Chris_Hawkey classmates of yours?
If they had said the n word and gotten shot they would have been appointed to the Supreme Court.
If these are conduct of Judges, Lord Bless us.
All stereotypes about red states are true.
😂😂😂 damn
Which two?
There is a lot to unpack here.....
This is the perfect tweet. We can all go home now.
Tillwoofie Well, Indiana keeping it classy.
This needs to be recreated on SNL
Ok... I'll ask. What's up with the judge in the middle?
Looking forward to next year’s Federalist Society dinner theme: “Judges, They’re Just Like Us.”
brianbeutler clmazin johnaugust How could THIS be a movie?
Harold and Kumar 4?
🐐
Wild bunch
I’m most impressed with that female judge. She rolled to the strip club with the boys, ate late night junk food, and even jumped into the brawl?! Forget suspension, give that woman respect, for being a ride or die chick!
What a friggin night. My god.
What in the hell?
You had me at White Castle. What a time to be alive!
NATIONAL PROPAGANDA RADIO
You simply cannot make this shit up. 😳
That’s a WHOLE LOT to process in one sentence.
How much of a fuckup do you have to be to fail at visiting a strip club?! Oh, right. Government.
This all reads like a made up answer Mo Rocca would give at the lightning round of Wait Wait...
In the footsteps of VP Pence.
rexthetvterrier Ah, getting drunk, trying to get in The Red Garter Gentleman’s Club, ending up at White Castle at 3AM, and getting shot/or shooting someone pretty much sums up life in Indianapolis.
Friendly reminder: There are good, bad, average, people in all walks of life, judges, doctors, military, anything. Always praise/evaluate the individual as opposed to simply a broad group. Results vary.
In improv comedy we call this 'crazytown'
Anyone else think the one in the middle looks like Channing Tatum in drag?
roybelly Likely a banner night until guns came out. Anything that leads to a failed attempt at a strip club visit is usually scrapbook material. Been there, done that. WhiteCastle any publicity is good publicity.
I would say something about decorum, but we have a president who regularly tweets misspelled words as a result of rage-fueled insanity. So never mind. We are on this course.
These judges know how to party!
Give kylerrobbins some privacy
WendellPierce Now that's a night out.
Only in America!!! Land of the FREE..for ALL!!
mahomefatima wild
Why weren’t they fired?
Having, and I can't stress this enough, a normal one
The only thing missing from this story is a public notice for loss of parental rights that appeared in my town newspaper demanding the father appear to legally claim his paternity for, “the baby that was conceived in or near the roller skating parking lot”
Pence relatives?
BenKissel HenryLovesYou LPontheleft
roybelly This is like real life madlibs
I bet their guns came from Chicago.
Cc BillyCorben
nottheonion
What.....
I want to party with these three
I say these are real Americans! MAGA
Lol JCDull turkeymule we know this place Gencon
Oh wow... ridiculous
Florida judges need to up their game.
Sounds like a typical night for me before recovery from alcoholism.
What!!!
how are these people getting on the bench? CriminalJusticeReform
Is the one in the middle a dude. Kinda looks like a dude.
This is the caliber of judges the .FedSoc approves.
That's a whole lot of something going on!
MapleTommy We are living in The Onion universe now.
oh dear.
Wow
Failed attempt to visit a strip club? I gotta read this!
This sounds like an article from the archives from the western frontier. Dateline; Deadwood.
Now I kind of wish that I went to law school.
Giving Florida man a run for his money. Good job npr.
What in the redneck tarnation kinda kiddy pool are they living in.
I luv it!
Da-yum.
They’re all unfit to serve, especially the only one who had to serve two days of a 365 day sentence. There will be defendants appearing in front of them who have done exactly what they did. Ridiculous.
Throuple?
Wow.. Our municipal judge actually resigned when his DUI went public, but THREE DRUNKEN JUDGES in public, at a shooting, outside a stripbar waayy tops our judge!! There's a joke of 3 drunken judges walking into a bar.... there somewheres...
'Welcome to Indiana!'
The Trump Effect, disbar these hacks ASAP!
They misspelled Florida
They just earned their scotus seats.
The build-up is perfect. CharlesFinch
tinyboo49 My first thought was hmm, are those the ones MoscowMitchTraitor pushed through?
Harold and Kumar go to Indiana.
...I’m going back to bed
No credibility to judge another case
I love my state 🙄
They sure couldn’t have been fighting over the food. Must have been some other reason.
The jokes keep writing themselves.😩
SHE MUST BE CRAZY IN THE SACK!!!
Great examples 🙄🙄
Let's see... Indiana... Check... Strip club... Check... Brawling... Check... Drunken judges... Check.. white Castle... Check... Gun fight... Check!!! White Trash Bingo!!! What's my prize? It's a pack of legend cigarettes and denim shorts isn't it? Shit.
The Long Finger Of The Law
These are some ratchet just judges. Eating nasty White Castle and drunk fighting. This is straight out of an HBO comedy.
Just goes to show: judges are people too!
The only way this headline could have been better is if it included the words: 'following a mike pence fundraiser' .
Shocking news: First hypocritical behavior exhibited since Hippocrates... 🙃
Only Peter Griffin and the giant chicken appear to be missing.
I mean 2 out of 3 for me, not bad.
Republicans gonna Republican
The only thing not in the headline is any mention of FloridaMan
Some say Indiana is the middle finger of The South
Wtf ?
Failed attempt?....in all my attempts to go to a strip club I never failed 0once
Have they all been removed from the bench and been disbarred?
Perhaps the story headline should say “fighting justices” PeteSouza
That is the dopest shit I’ve ever read.
Now watch the judge who shot them get no time. They'll all get their jobs back.
Holy shit. What the fuck?
The only this that would have made this story better would have been if Brandon Kaiser’s name was actually Keyser Sōse.
As we have seen since Donnys presidency. Judges use to be the cream of the crop. Now they are the scum of the bucket.
Is indiana the new Florida? 😉🤭
Rabe9 Wot ?
That sounds like The Onion material or an SNL skit...
ESOP_STL 🤦🏽♀️
Relatives of -
Is this TheOnion ?
niskudave you, dale and ivan got nothing on these guys.
ar1511c Excited to see the movie adaptation
AlexGangitano No one’s perfect
MillenPolitics Are these Mc Connell judges?
Gee, I think Moscow Mitch, Leningrad Lindsay, with Matt Gaetz driving, should end up drunk and packing at the same White Castle, after a failed stripper bar visit. Drunk, sexually frustrated, and hungry with guns—what could go wrong?
Indiana is just Florida Man... many a Florida Man.
Hey Florida, hold my beer..
This is the most Florida Manesque tweet NPR has ever published.
............. WHAT
ESOP_STL What happened to “Just Say No!”?
ClwtrBkAtty 'They discredited the entire Indiana judiciary': Judges in WhiteCastle fight suspended
What?
were they eating popeyes chicken
The writers have jumped the shark
Be best
AdamSandler new film?
Looks like Thomas Jefferson was right. Judges are by no means any less or more rational than the average man so you can't trust them MORE than the other branches of government.
rexthetvterrier Probably Trump appointees
I thought this was satire until I realized it’s NPR. Wtf?
Is there footage?
Are we sure this wasn’t in Ohio?
Judge Sabrina looks....... male!!?
And they think rednecks are just Southern....
They should have went to Wendy’s...
Just out of curiosity, exactly what are they judges OF? Talent Shows? Chili cook offs?
Why they weren’t all dismissed is a mystery.
So...they’re ALL STILL judges👀
Obviously American judges see themselves as above the law. These three are not fit to preside over other people. It’s terrible they were shot and seriously wounded, but hey that’s the USA for you!
huh, i didn't know they were coming out with another Harold and Kumar movie...cool!
MingGao26 TupPence fer yer tots and preyers
This tweet has ALL the tea
petsneverfailu1 Look at these low class thugs. Check their backgrounds for drugs and o bet they padded their resumes.
how the fuck do you fail at visiting a strip club
🤪 trumps next 3 Supreme Court justices
The Hoosier way. I hope at least one of them was wearing an old flannel shirt.
I want to know if any have any connections to VP Pence, Mother, or his Brother RepGregPence
At least they will get opportunities at the White House.
jwjwtw1997 What?
Shorter headline: 3 judges end up at White Castle. Everything else follows implicitly.
Mike Pence cursed all of Indiana
Nothing good ever happens at White Castle
Indiana.
bogboogie
Just another day in Trump's America.
lilsarg Why weren't they kicked off the bench? Outrageous
Bwah ha ha ha!
🧐 ... I had to read this thrice. WTF?!!!
davefan What the hell?
Oddly enough, the only White Castle I’ve been to was in Indianapolis.
roybelly ps-fun til they got shot that is..👎🏼
roybelly were they out n about rockin their law robes?!?! If yes then yikes! BUT if they were wearing flowered or random tees/jeans then im pretty sure they were just having some random fun 🤣
Indiana - not gonna let Florida have all the fun.
I think this may be my favourite story of the year.
Welcome to Indiana!
This is so ridiculous Lmaooo
Keepin’ it classy at WhiteCastle
Judges also need a fucking break sometimes.
why am i laughing so hard? 😆
Expeditious injusticises-es - Judge not lest thee be shot or sumpin like that Gavel
jfuller49 Wow- just so much in the describing tweet.
Shits been wild since CERN has sent us into this wild, alternate reality, of bizarro fuckery. 🙌🏽
I have heard of “work hard, play hard” but this is ridiculous.
You have to appreciate the fact that they know how to party.
Were any of these judges named Bret and/or Squee
Why this dude in the center look like a dude?
So going to an establishment and finding it closed is now 'a failed attempt to visit a strip club'? I guess I failed to visit the post office yesterday.
Why is all this speacial treatment going on? This story aint right, nothing heres is right. Last time preferential treatment took place it didnt end up going well. Before that? Clockwork.
Only God and the cashier at White Castle can judge me. They also ended up their because the strip club they tried to go was shut.
It reads like a fun adventure-style board game. Shoots and Gavels?
I read this twice. If I wrote this as fiction it would be rejected.
Talk about a bench clearing brawl
Judges have gotten away with far worse. They're human. They were out having fun. They got in an altercation. Yet they're being blamed, when someone else shot them. And the media is portraying it as if they were the ones shooting at each other. Stop public shaming people.
I see some supreme court nominations in their futures.
This sounds like the onion.
The craziness of this headline rose exponentially
Good times!!!
See you in food court.
This white on white crime has got to stop, gotdamn it!
Cocaine is a hellavu drug 🤣
Is that a man in the middle cause it sure looks like one?
Meanwhile : the fourth judge
Federalists?
This sickens me. They were suspended without pay for two months (at most). The one judge was sentenced to 365 days and served only 2 days in jail. I'm quite certain that an average joe committing the crime here would not have received 2 days in prison.
rolandsmartin Umm. Listen. If someone shoots the bird that does not mean you need to stop your car. You need to keep going. Kaiser and Vazquez deserve jail time, because they could have kept going. It's just not that serious.
Now that is a headline! Wow!
And the problem?
Respect where it’s due. Making White Castle get more tweets than Harold and Kumar isn’t easy.
They may be nominated to Supreme Court. And pushed through by senatemajldr
Hoosiers.
Any of these three serving on any bench again would seriously threaten to erode the public’s trust in the US judiciary
.....How does one 'fail' to visit a strip club?
KI II U NU ?
And one of them is a woman! What a weird and, only partially, civilised country usa is.
I would totally party with these little ‘itches‼️
Once again proving that very little good comes from going to a WhiteCastle at 3 am.
Simona89 care to explain your state?
Whhhhaaattt?
ok but it was because she got sexually harassed, she stood up for herself, and they defended her so honestly, we stan
or, as indiana calls it: 'thirsty thursday'
Strip club and White Castle? Both can be problematic.
Huh. Sounds like they could be nominated for federal judgeships by tRUmp. 🙄
el_blanc0 😂😂
Example of “the best”?
Too bad Brett wasn’t with them. He likes beer.
JuliaLeo4 Or, as we call it, 'Mississippi-on-the-Wabash'
Montys_tweets_
bots_r_ppl_2
😂😂😂😂
As a person who has never been in a strip club, how do you fail to visit a strip club?
rolandsmartin Huh
Wait there are White Castles in Indiana?
Fuckin Indiana
Omg..
What’s it take to get removed from the bench?
She sounds fun!
trintran And the award for the weirdest shit I've read all day goes to...
Indiana: the Mississippi of the Midwest
Are they newly appointed by the current Administration? Asking for a friend.
The state that bore a hundred thousand suicides.
Indiana is the new Florida
... Wow! Imagine if they were in their robes 😂 hitting people at white castle with gavels. 🤔I bet that already happened in Florida...
IndianaMan FloridaMan FloridaMan has some catching up to do.
Oh my God. No. Seriously. I know judges are human but just...no. Judges pulling this? A thousand times no.
Ma’am this is a White Castle
Mike Pence's people......
Those burgers suck..
If you ever wanted to know what “failing to attend a strip club” looks like. Thank you, VisitIndiana
Welcome to Indiana?
Trump appointees
This is wild
Leonard_Zelig__ is Barry doing politics now?! Wtf?!
That...is a weird story...
I needed a good chuckle
TalibKweli Shouldn’t have been talking shit!
Indiana sounds like a wild place
Um, that's their private life, and none of your business.
45* appointees?
Cant wait for the movie...
Hilarious slant by NPR, a few drunk judges hanging out and lady flicks someone off who then opens fire and shoots the other 2 and it’s the judges that are the problem...?
This is the content I signed up for🤣😂
Looks like we'll soon have a few more Trump judicial confirmation hearings coming up using the 'I like beer' defense.
You’ll have that
Well, that's Republicans for you
That’s next level partying but who am I to judge judgekavanaugh
Was Kavanaugh leading them?
WTF?
Sandra Bullock is a judge now ❓❗
Wow!
deray I read this headline and all that came to mind was: When was the last time I ate a White Castle burger? I’m clearly no longer surprised by the behavior of judges, law enforcement, Presi-donts, other elected officials... ijustwantwhitecastle
Greatest tease for an article ever.
Hey! You just gave away the whole plot of the next Coen Brothers film.
snw106 We shouldn’t judge
America The concept to America the actual country:
Somebody has to enjoy this story with me. drubaby99 , wake up!!!
For some reason, the middle one reminds me of Channing Tatum
The shooter will likely pay a much greater price than they would if their victims weren't judges. That will be an injustice.
cjmartin23 Not gonna lie: I kinda want to party with these guys.
Wtf?
Let me guess......republican?
Sadly they may have been one of the good ones. Who doesn't get drunk than go to white castle.
‘Merica!
Murica
Harold and Kumar did it better
Is this a metaphor for the current American political climate orrrr...?
What the what!?
Oh chit. It does NOT get any better than this. (I say this knowing it might.)
becca_hyer wtf
taylor_eileenb wut.
This is an Onion headline
I’m sorry WHAT
korn2005 Damn, I'm from Indiana, and I never heard this.
Who’s the looker in the middle? Yowza!
What.
Funny
Judge Bell looks like Taco from The League
Very fine people
This is clearly the strip club's fault for closing before 3 am.
BobMenery
so were they boofing?
..into space on a wooden clown shaped boat made by escaped convicts of the Taiwanese circus massacre killing all 245 of their special needs down syndrome viewers who were given their tickets by the Bill amd melinda gates foundation in 2003
I tried to tell them it was a bad idea to make White Castle sequels without Penn & Cho!
botsMustBeCrazy Three judges walk into a White Castle...
Wowser.
trintran Wut?
I guess Kavanaugh was out boofing with Squee and couldn't make it.
I wish that there was scene at the end of Harold and Kumar where you saw this happening just off to the side, almost like a visual gag in TheSimpsons Maybe in the Lucas inspired 'Special Edition' we might see this happen thatbilloakley kalpenn WhiteCastle
I had not seen that. I do believe the average layman or woman would have received far harsher sentences.
Imagine if you were an attorney clerking for one of these judges. 😬
It's not a legendary night unless it's going down at the local WhiteCastle. Didn't the movies teach us anything?
This story is so bizarre. I love it
rolandsmartin As a veteran, I've seen this before somewhere...🤔
I’ve literally been in this situation before but instead of judges it involved two cashiers and a manager of a Chuck E Cheese.
Typical.
Very funny, The Onion.........wait, this is real?
So, suspended but not ineligible to serve on the current Supreme Court.
🤩 that’s some party
Them Indiana judges on them Indiana nights
Indiana is trying to out Florida Florida 🤷♀️😏
Sounds about right.
Siri, show me the headline that keeps on giving. SIRI:
Wow
toddmccomas please talk about this on the show 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So sad that they missed out on those strippers!
They shot each other? It shouldn’t be funny, I know it’s wrong. But 😂
Lmfao
What the actual hell🙄screwedforlife
Judges are human too!
If it's Indiana, they're rethuglicans!
ewarren has a plan for these numbskulls.
Wow! And you have to be drunk to be at White Castle!
Indiana! Mississippi! Alabama ! Not surprised
Given a choice between eating at White Castle and getting shot, I might choose the latter.
Indiana knows how to party?
MingGao26 Sounds like the line for the GOP Supreme Court just got a little longer....
ALJWS Who wants to bet that they're all Republicans?
Nothing good happens in Indiana.
Wait. What
Who among us...
jseiden Grooming for the Supreme Court!
if 'behaving in an injudicious manner' is wrong I don't wanna be right
I guess they went to the club with the Trump's. That is where daddy and the morons have quality family time.
I used to live in Indiana and only ate White Castle ONCE and that was that. Never again. My insides were a mess after that. Kinda brings back anxiety. Now I live in Texas and have a great selection of fast food establishments to choose from.
Are these trump appointees ?! Lol
NAPTOWN REPRESENT
Holy trifecta or some such😂
Jfc
There's that pizzazz that's been so lacking in other news.
Huh
Right up Kavanaugh's alley.
Is the one in the middle also a dude?
Smooth move your honor😜
Hell yeah
I’m dizzy.......
Let me guess - this is in a state in which judges are elected.
Coming this Spring to a theatre near you, starring Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, and Martin Short, it’s... NON-JUDGE-MENTAL!!
nbcsnl couldn’t write this any better
“I feel like this is all my fault” 😂
I was with you cás defo
toddmccomas wtf?
Why are you using their professional photos and not their mug shots?
Thugs
The best part of this article is that judge bell started this by flipping off strangers, but once things starting poppin, she was the first to call 911 and then told the cops “I feel like this is all my fault” Ummmm ya think!!
Were they appointed by trump?
MingGao26 2 reuplicans and a Democrat met in a bar.
Headlines are back!
hutchinson I need more alcohol for this
That just sounds like a fun night
MilesKlee Who needs The Onion? Cancel my subscription.
MingGao26 Wtaf?
I thought that only happened PopeyesChicken 😉😂😂
I started laughing in the more I thought about it this is not funny. These are fucking people deciding ones destiny.😳
rolandsmartin Indiana is trying to be the new Florida.
i mean... they acted a fool, but two of them were shot and nearly killed. their minor consequences make sense to me, but the gunman should be put away for a LOOOOOONG time.
Wait what
scrolling by i thought middle judge was john krasinski in a wig
hutchinson That headline was the biggest emotional rollercoaster ever, jeez
MrDavidJohns Well damn 😬
The only appropriate response to this story
Lol, sounds about right for Indiana.
McConnell picks?
gordonkeith count the red flags
They are still judges. Judging people.
If rayadverb is planning a 2019 Year in Review, surely this story will make it. TruthIsStrangerThanFiction
OSFJustice Dumbest timeline
This headline needs a Hollywood agent immediately.
You can take the judge out of Indiana, but you can't take Indiana out if the judge.
Oh, Indiana.
Indiana Judges is the new Florida Man obviously.
Bet these are the same ones who supported banning planned Parenthood in support of Christian values.
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time
Harold and Kumar reboot
Why did she flip off the car Was there any motivation
These are the people deciding rulings in serious court cases. Let that sink in.
That headline was wild from start to finish
You can't make this up
rexthetvterrier Omg 😮
rolandsmartin Top that Harold and Kumar
Yeah! Two guys in a truck yelled at female judge. Two men judge fought those guys so they're bad people.
Making sure that you see this RonaldKlain
Q: What's the difference between Judge, Jury and Executioner? A: Don't ask these Judges...they don't know either!!!
ryanbeckwith this is so embarrassing. like who goes to White House?
We need video.
The only thing this is missing is Mike Tyson and a tiger.
Yes indeed!
Indiana, man. It has high Florida Man potential.
And one of them is a woman?! My God.
I see SCOTUS in their future
Don’t be so judgmental
What is a failed attempt to visit a strip club? Lolol.
...What
HeatherLStarr Indiana is trying to out do Florida....lol
Disgrace by misadventure
But honey, I wouldn't have been shot if the strip club had been open.
😂
🤔
I see ya staying relevant WhiteCastle !!!
😂😂😂
They...wait...what?!
Hangover IV sounds awesome.
Congratulations, a headline that interests me enough to click the link
1SnoozyQ If that-all only got them suspended, I fear that the incompetents recently appointed for life will do in the courts before they're gone... 😠☹️
I can’t. I’m laughing too hard.
Oh ffs. 🤣🤣🤣
So they weren’t removed though? Just suspended? Wth...
Wow. Those judges are wild.
Harold & Kumar: Judges Gone Wild!!!
Whew this wild 😨
That is the most American headline I've ever read 💙🇺🇸❤️
RegionRatRants Y'all might wanna take a look at this...🤣
These judges know how to have a good time!
I'll wait for the screenplay. Should be a fun watch especially the White Castle scene.
Tell me again how the 4th judge got into the closed White Castle at 3am? And that was cool apparently?
The first rule of judge fight club is that you don't talk about judge fight club
Was the 4th judge Brett Kavanaugh?
Another day, another judges-in-strip-clubs story from NPR. Yawn
I checked. Both men are Democrats and Bell is a Republican.
😳😮
What in the complete fuck?
Oh good lord
What, and I can’t stress this enough, the ever loving fuck?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omfg. Priceless.
Trump appointees?
🤣🤣 ? 😳
KMRyanTri This is a Lifetime movie in the making
“Failed attempt to visit a strip club” what?
The three judges must be republicans
Been there, Done that! amirite? Right?💀🤔
Yeah, this got 74% on Rotton Tomatoes.
Sounds about wh*te.
Bet I can guess the party that put them there
Lmfao 😂💀
How the *flip* does this work, though? Sentenced to 365 days, only required to serve 2?!?
Next stop? Trumps Supreme Court.
Well that’s something you don’t hear every day.
Hahaha Indiana the Florida of the midwest
This is amazing
I thought this was The Onion’s tweet. Haha. How is this real?! toofunny
Well.... It's a good start
Is Sabrina Bell Trans?
melodyisdestiny What happens when you let tRumph appoint judges...
Family values.
shitcarpenters1
Wait, how did this not happen in Florida?
Sounds like the average night in Miami.
Wait, what now So many layers.
Wha?
shady_simpleton The very definition of HOOSIER....
That middle one looks like Axl Rose’s senior class photo
danielvankirk DPT
MrDavidJohns Is Indiana taking Florida’s place? Oh Indiana 🤦♀️
I’m sorry two of them got shot but WTF? Out past 3 am the night before a judicial conference? Is alcohol the only thing they had in their system?🤔
shady_simpleton I can't wait for the 'made for TV' mivie about this !!!!
Maybe they won’t be so quick to judge now. Jus sayin. 🤷♀️ Pun intended 😏😂
That’s too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
I...what did I even just read 🥴
2 Republicans and a Democrat. 🤔
I see federal court appointments in their futures under this administration
The movie is going to be fantastic !
Sounds like a fun night to me.
Dam! That sounds look a good movie...
😂
Go barbarians go self implode
What kind of trash shit is this?
Sounds like they were punished enough by being shot. They didn’t deserve that.
Chinchillazllla The Aristocrats!
Why is the one judge in the middle photo dressed like a woman?, pretty gross. I can see why NPR listeners hate flyover states.
What the hell
MingGao26 I have a question and would love accurate answers. What political party are these 3 Indiana judges?
What!!!!!!
That guy in the middle tho...
The3Buckleys 'This is a strong contender to enter Our exciting! End of year! Top 10!Most Fucked up things in Indiana! Contest/Sweepstakes!' Msg. Brought to you by the Seahorse Foundation For Future!
Are they still open to party? I’m down...
This white on white crime is out of control.
lauferlaw White Castle... Two out of three judges are willing to die to eat here.
Late entry to greatest headline of 2019
I can't
Florida and The Onion right now.
Time to change FloridaMan to IndianaJudge ...
Trump's Judges!
Damn now I’m judging them
Judges of what?
Hella funny?
They just rose to the top of Trump’s Supreme Court candidate list!
Insane
csd Read the article guys. This is total bullshit. All the female judge did was flip off a car driving by w 2 men in it. Don’t know what the men said to get flipped off but those men later beat up and shot both male judges, almost killing them.
Holy frick
Say what?
How is this not a headline from TheOnion?
Possibly the best headline ever written.
misread as Three Indiana Joneses
keribla please parachute in for this, thanks.
This reads like a Mad Libs: News Edition.
Stay class Indiana.
Indiana trying to out-Jersey Jersey scarylawyerguy
when truth is stranger than fiction
Maybe President Trump will nominate 3 more judges in Indiana. They should all be removed.
3 dudes walk into a White Castle...after going to a strip club...
KuroKitteh I am appalled that not a one lost their license or judicial seat. 2 ppl were almost killed & it was her fault because she decided to get 'cute' with someone. Some state judges are appointed, but most are elected. It's not that difficult to learn the character of an atty or judge
We’re these judges nominated by Trump and pushed through recently by Mcaconnell? Sounds like the right judicial caliber.
Sometimes you get the heroes you need instead of the ones you want. In this case, you get both.
DAMMIT INDIANA
That is the Florida-est thing to ever happen in Indiana
Holy shit! That is some after work happy hour. I'd like to party with these peeps but they will probably go into rehab to save their jobs or something.
MingGao26 Huh! Not Florida! Amazing.
Somebody's going to be lunching at the airport, I suspect...
QuotedReplies
'Gravely undermined public trust' assuming that the majority of the public has trust in most judges words, actions and decisions.
DISROBED. Starring Will Ferrell, Melissa McCarthy and Kevin Hart.
lauferlaw The Federalist Society's best.
I have many many questions... 1) how do you fail in an attempt to visit a strip club? 2) How were you drunk if you didn't get into stirp club? 3) Who shot these judges? 4) How did they get to White Castle if they were drunk? 5) How is any of this 'injudicious'?
So proud to be a Hoosier right now
MillenPolitics Suspended. Huh. Anyone else think that if you or I were involved in the same thing, we would be then be UNEMPLOYED.
lauferlaw I think the most important part of this article is that I now know the I can get White Castle in Indianapolis. The rest of it is commonplace to me because I live in Florida.
Wait...what?
Sounds like they were auditioning for Mitch McConnell at Judges, Incorporated.
I only clicked on this to see if I went to law school with any of them.
kittypurrzog handsome lineup you got there
What on earth 😯
Bet they were Fine Upstanding Christians 😉
MillenPolitics you're needed Bossip
TalibKweli trump appointments?
What? They didn't like their hamberders?
Not the fastest acceleration on this tweet but once it gets going, it's *going*
DGisSERIOUS Throuple
Is it 1st of April already?! Please tell me this is some new prank tradition. Please, just lie to me.
lauferlaw Lmao, Never change Indiana.
Chances are, the average judge and the average cop have more crimes to their names and more questionable morals than any given person in your neighborhood.
Is this a bad movie plot?
xxxneonslavexxx
Top story of the day !!!
Indiana: behaving like they think Kentucky behaves—only MORESO—since 1816.
Indiana. The whiter Florida.
lol failed attempt to visit a strip club. I hope there's video.
😳🙄🇨🇦
That's a hell of a headline.
profmusgrave Oh I remember White Castle from when I lived in Indiana!
JimLaPorta No one walks away from a BurgerBrawl
WTF?Indiana
Probably the ones Moscow mitch appointed. Sounds like the 3 stooges.
Nothing good happens if you around a Indy Strip Club late at night.
MillenPolitics Penciana
Blue2019House WTF!!
How do you fail to go to a strip club?!?
Bencjacobs They like beer?
Why was a woman going to a strip club with two men for, in the first place? Seems like they were cooking up a recipe for disaster even before they got to White Castle.
I can’t m.
profmusgrave 😳
scentsnpetals Whoah....slowly, please.
Jesus
Sounds like they are ready to be Supreme Court nominees.
MillenPolitics This story, wtf. Welcome to America.
Thugs
Now I’m craving White Castle
Sigh....
JimSwiftDC
LosAngeles1850 people do the funniest things after a drink or two 🤪
Interesting the strip club part was never reported here in INDIANAPOLIS....
Players gotta play
JimLaPorta I am so tired of this timeline. The absurdity has moved beyond 'amused confusion' to
Whoa!
HWAHT.
How tf do you fail to visit a strip club?
Omg I thought this was theonion
Is this an Onion headline?
JimLaPorta Mike Pence nominated ?
Ummmmm. Ok.
Rough night
Dadcation
Indiana is comin for Florida's belt
This is not the behavior I would expect. Maybe at popeyes but not white castle
Reasonably normal activity for a White Castle at 3AM, TBH.
Wow Alcohol misuse can be devastating for people’s lives.
Ghetto
NikLentz Sabrina Bell, you freak. Why is it that whenever a woman starts trouble, it’s always the guys she’s with who get the worst of it?
I still like WhiteCastle Just avoid the drunken judges.
This tweet was a ride.
BamjcastA Look out, Florida — Indiana is making a run for your crown.
JimLaPorta Trump judges?
JimLaPorta Pence neighborhood. 😱
Boy that’s a lot to unpack.
I would just like to say, Florida, you are relieved of duty. Thank you for your service.
...you might be a redneck.
Bencjacobs ‘Sliders’ (WC Burgers) aren’t that serious! Something tells me there’s more here than meets the eye 👀Indy Lizzo Juice
MingGao26 Mother will not be pleased.
There's... a lot going on here.
How did this not take place in Florida?
There was the tourism-inspired slogan: There's more than corn in IN Apparently, not all-night strip joints though They shouldn't be judges
They should be OUT. PERIOD.
And MoscowMitchTraitor and the GOP will say they’re perfect for the federal bench.
Ghetto AF
I wanna party with them!!!!!
That lady has an impressive adams apple
profmusgrave This has harold & Kumar vibes
Strip club, White Castle and a shooting,,,, that’s the baddecisionhattrick 🐵🙈🙉
Indiana is the arm pit of the USA.
I want to buy the movie rights for this story!!
leonardjfrench I feel like there's a good script for a comedy somewhere in this.
'White Castle Justice': next summer on Fox
Our AG has been investigated for groping women in a bar! Waiting on a disciplinary ruling but he wants to take away your healthcare in court & deny women their right to privacy with their doctors so ok.
I want to see this movie.
Yep that’s my home state. Now you can see how Pence was elected Governor.
'Adams and Jacobs were both seriously wounded & required emergency surgeries; Jacobs was hospitalized for 2 weeks.' 'Court suspended both Jacobs & Bell for 30 days without pay. Adams was suspended for 60 days without pay. He was sentenced to 365 days in jail but served only 2.'
Good grief
Wow. I understand mocking them, but having drank too much regularly when young, I so have some sympathy too. It reminds me of an H.L Mencken story, “ A Good Man Gone Wrong.”
Harold & Kumar 4!
Netflix, zachu?
What am I reading?! Lol
stanveuger Wut
Republicans are soooo righteous 🙄
I like the guy in the middle.
Phew chile, the ghetto
............
I imagine we will see the names of these 'judges' as tRump nominations soon.
Headline of the night. 👏🏼👏🏼
It just keeps going
Seems like a case of poor...judgment.
Who shot who in the what now? TheSimpsons
Those northerners go batshit crazy in the wintertime.
I finally read it. The npr headline was too enticing. One of them was shot twice twice in the chest. Maybe the one sentenced to 365 days in jail but was required to serve only two. Crazy. And one a chick no less.
That next - level injudicious right there
I don't think I could love this collection of words any more.
BSO not a bad headline lol
Every word of this tweet got wilder
Suspended for 30/ 60 days? How about removal?
“He was sentenced to 365 days in jail but was required to serve only two.” Talk about White Privilege.
BruceNMunson What the hell is going on over there?
deray This is the most American thing I have ever seen.
Who among us.....
somuch4culture woah.
Nothing good happens at White Castle after midnight.
Which one’s Squee?
Seems like they got off easy compared to the other two guys who were provoked and likely had little to lose. Lady Justice needs her blindfold back.
One question - Where is the video?
Chrissssssw
How do you fail at an attempt to visit a strip club? 🤔
I would like that middle judge to invite me to her chambers...so we can discuss a clerkship. Get your mind out of the gutter!
Who knew judges were this much fun 😂😂😂😂😂😂
dhm How is this not a story out of Florida?
Just whoa
How did they not lose their judgeships?
Damn, I thought that middle judge was Ashton Kutcher and this whole thing was a Punk'd shoot gone horribly wrong. But Kutcher doesn't like pearls.
Judges Gone Wild...wtf?
LosAngeles1850 I thought that only happened at Popeye’s. I mean, White Castles are good, but definitely not worth getting shot over...
the best of the story is the female judge started the brawl in the white castle parking lot
Patrice O'Neal vindicated again.
Ummmm what? Is this an Onion headline?
Nash076
Republicans no doubt
This is crazy.🤪
Inkling61 Good Grief!
JustinAcri7 The woman looks like a man.
jcharles00 Awesome
Wait, was Kavanaugh involved?
Always good to see that only the highest intellects can get a judgeship
Every part of that sentence is an escalation.
Nerds...
CrazyMomma007 I have to admit. Being charged with 'behaving in an injudicious manner' seems a little bit like a life goal.
Talk about a hot bench!
Wherein The Onion rebrands as 'NPR.'
WC is Gansta!
johnastoehr well regulated militia
Take out White Castle and put in Waffle House and this Florida.
IU graduates?
😂😂😂
Sounds like they’re qualified to serve on the Supreme Court
good thing i didn’t read this story when i was 21 i would have started carrying around a gavel and wearing a robe ...more often
Very educational for other attendees
This has VP’s fingerprints all over it
Ahhh, isn't it wonderful that 'Merica is great again Can you just imagine the poor example that could be set without our tremendous leade?😐
THEY LIKE BEER!
To err is human...
what kinda sentence have they handed down to people who came before them in similar circumstances? it only seems fit.
Wait. Whattt?
real_farmacist Trump appointees , no doubt
You can’t make this stuff up
DaveandChuck
This story
AFHStewart That's what I call a news story....
Women's equality - Indiana Edition. Good Lawd.
Are they Family Values Republicans?
Oh BoozyBadger I feel this is a story for you.
Not our finest moments
Three superior candidates for open circuit court positions. Their candidacy already has been submitted.
Indiana sounds lit.
Are they Trump appointees?
50 points to the first researcher who finds a poor person still in jail for less while these three are still blessed by the Bar Association.
lisaodonnellWSJ ⬆️⬆️⬆️
I guess these are the next 3 Federal Judiciary appointments.
AaronWorthing God bless America
I'm not reading this, the headline is too good to find out it's not true.
Sound like prime candidates for Trump to nominate to the federal bench
Why suspended and not removed?
Indiana is the new Florida.
deray
This tweet was a journey.
'Adams, who pleaded guilty in September to one count of misdemeanor battery, is suspended for 60 days without pay. He was sentenced to 365 days in jail but was required to serve only two.' I'm against mass incarceration, however a Judge only serving 2 days of a 365 day sentence?
Classic White Castle night!
Legalize weed.
I can't believe these judges did not invite Brett Kavanaugh to join them on their night out on the town.
They just wanted to have a good time
This is a title of a story that belongs in the onion
Uh...
Crazy shit happening these past few days, even where I reside. Lots of death by gun.
Desperate times call for desperate measures 🙃
john_tarnowski Sounds like an Oscar winning movie. 😆
Strip club? Drunken brawl? Was Brett there?
Keeping it classy!
Not removed, just 'suspended.' How would you feel going before one of these on a case in the future?
Thugs
How is it possible that one tweet can sum up 2019 so well?
America is already great.
Classy
MingGao26
Now that's a fuckin party!!!!
michael_hill89 Go Hoosiers. 🤣🤣🤣
This headline just kept getting worse and worse
The fact that I barely flinched reading this. 3 years of a Dump administration will do that to a girl
Shoulda went to Del Taco at 3am like a normal, sensible human being.
What do you call a group of judges was not the question I wanted answered.
I have a feeling we’re going to see more stories like this
“Hey, is this Popeye’s?”
This happened just a few miles down my street. Hi-lar-i-ous!
Lmfaoo!!!
wokyleeks MingGao26
This headline gets more outrageous with every word!
We’re really all just the same on the inside, aren’t we?
Apply for your new job at your hired
Sounds like they’re vying for the next Supreme Court spot if Trump is around.
estherschindler Indiana, aka Flyover Florida.
Sorry for partying
Menashi will be joining them shortly.
The rise of mediocrity.
The Kavanaugh effect lol
the 4 individual escalations in this headline...just beautiful
Omg this is hilarious. Sounds like the Hangover movie 🤣
Party hard bro
The judges did nothing wrong
The headline that just keeps giving...
That synopsis is a ride
deray I’m going to keep reading this over and over.
leonardjfrench you guys need to cover this one! Three judges got into a fight, two judges got shot and all three were disciplined....
The US is apparently no longer a 1st world nation.
Even this tweet was a wild read
🇺🇸💩
Why aren't they removed from courts?
KiaSpeaks Glad to hear it. The initial reporting painted a picture of the three of them behaving like the worst caricature of trailer trash.
Well. That is most redneck story i ever read on NPR.
only the most talented and hardworking in America rise to the top
Hmmm! Judges, strip clubs, White Castle, drunken brawl. Sounds pretty Entertaining! 🤪
Classy
Wait..... Indiana is a city in Florida? 😆
deray Damn WhiteCastle trying to 1 up PopeyesChicken with ring side MTV celebrity death match 😂
(Shouting) They like beer, ok! They like beer!
You’ve won Twitter, NPR. It can’t possibly get any better than this. Time for the rest of us to close up shop and go home.🤣🤣💯💯
TheAltarOfAndy
Yep, they are Hoosiers alright. Strip Clubs, White Castle, Booze, and guns! LMFAO!
Do White Castles serve chicken sandwiches
Who woulda thunk Indiana White Castle-lovin' judges would be so gangsta?!
Seahawks Cannon, Judicial Edition cc: bestofnextdoor
deray thatbilloakley you might appreciate the fast food part of this story.
God Damn!!! Judges in Indiana go HARD!
Excuse me, but how did this not happen in Florida? Are we sure of the location?
Wonder which of them will be the next federal judicial appointment put forth by POTUS and confirmed by Senate?
They like beer?
When's the movie out?
‘Merica
Well, well, well... what do we have here? Three upright judicial judges having a nice time when hispanics drove by and hurdled profanities. She jesters they move on and they return, and provoked a fight. This is why we need that wall.
A female judge went to a Strip Club? WOW! 😉🔥😅
Guess the term 'sober as a judge' doesn't apply here.
deray
“Two judges walk into a bar.......”
SciFleur Live look-in at people trying to digest this entire sentence on the first try...
deray Are you sure a Florida man wasn’t involved as well?
This headline just gets more and more insane as it goes on. Also, are we sure this isn't a typo and it shouldn't say 'Florida'?
WTF? 'Murica 2019!
YouCantMakeThisUp 🤣 cc: JustinRYoung
whaaaatttt?
Pence’s state....figures
A tough blow for Indiana business considering the only business they have is for- profit prisons
I’ll have to come back to this tomorrow. Bedtime here in Northumberland,UK - my poor wee brain is too tired to compute the full OP content. Think it’s a good’un though 😀👍👍 x
Yup Indiana where you can find Meth & Heroin anywhere, people of color die almost daily due to violence, pedestrians killed by speeders frequently, min wage $7.25, misogyny, racism, & bigots reign supreme! And if you drive & youll mostly have to in a state w little public trans.
Look for them to be Trump's next picks for the federal bench.
This headline was a wild ride.
I’m sorry, what?!
See even judges are subhuman.
Wow. Mighty light sentences, as if the justice system suits the privileged more than the poor.
Wtf!!
I'm sure these are not his people, but judging the resume quality of 45's judicial appointments, expect more of this on the federal level. Ethics violations will be the only way to get rid of them.
I am guessing this qualifies them for the Supreme Court?
Merica
The Hangover 3?
Whew! The shame of it all...
Only God can judge. Now let's go get a drink!
Holy shit! What a night!
Trumps next pics for Federal Judges.
Oh.
All those years, it turns out I WAS as sober as a judge the whole time.
“Indiana Judge” is going to replace “Florida Man” as the go-to meme for public stupidity.
Given the current atmosphere, their actions seem consistent to that of the First Family.
WTF?!?
. Sounds like a touch of Kavanaugh Disease
Word.
Political Party affiliation?
Let the judges live, it will make them better at what they do
Wut?
Roll Tide!
You misspelled “Florida.”
What?
As long as they’re Conservative they still have a future on a Federal bench
Judge not.
That is what DEMOCRATS DO!
WOW!
Dang! Glad I didn’t have an outstanding ticket in Traffic Court next morning.
From the state that gave us Mike Pence, among other luminaries...
Indiana: Florida of the North!
Three judges from rural Indiana came to the big city, acted like assholes because they were away from home nobody would notice, and then got handled. P.S. The lady judge got her two friends shot. Nice friend, right?
anndavisgarvin Best story ever why am i just learning about this
Hope they can quickly rehab themselves and once agin resume their legal careers.
If they take it up to the Supreme Court, they can count on Kauvenaugh re: 'behaving in an injucious manner.' Because, as he said in his confirmation hearing: 'I like beer.'
Wow!
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