Noted Zoom Masturbator Back on TV

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That’s right, Jeffrey Toobin, who exposed himself to a handful of his colleagues during an election simulation, has returned to CNN

Jeffrey “Zoom Dick Incident” Toobin. Photo: San Francisco Chronicle/Hearst Newspapers via Getty Images Somehow, eight months have passed since the great Zoom Dick Incident of 2020, in which New Yorker writer Jeffrey Toobin exposed himself to a handful of his colleagues during an election simulation. After The New Yorker fired him in November, Mr. Zoom Dick kept quiet, almost eerily so.

“Nothing is really in my defense. This was deeply moronic and indefensible … It was wrong, it was stupid, and I’m trying to be a better person.”

 

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This headline tho. Pure. Gold.

It’s nice he got a happy ending.

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The unnamed network executive is Jeff Zucker. After Trump declared himself for president in 2015, Zucker’s CNN gave him a windfall of free airtime. The network often ran his rallies uninterrupted, despite Zucker’s past public statements about Trump’s dishonesty.

And nobody can quite figure out why Jeff Zucker would overlook Toobin's public workplace masturbation.

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