No One Bothering To Tell College Badminton Players Their Season Canceled

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Wait... What is Badminton?! You mean where you hit the birdie with a .... snorezzz.....

What they don't know won't hurt them. 😂

Nobody has their email /📱

That’s what they get for being low-tier 'athletes'.

Bad mitten

The season isn’t cancelled, there just aren’t any spectators allowed. Nobody noticed the change.

Netball happy it dodged this bullet

I can't be cancelled. And I can't be disconnected from the spheroid either. But I'm not from here. Strange, isn't it? How many times will you try to violate me?

i know this is the onion but why?

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