is going to be even more awesome than we first thought: Nintendo just announced that the sequel to their wildly popular 2015 world-building game will finally give users the ability to construct a synagogue so that Mario can get a Bar Mitzvah.
Bowser also confirmed that the new game would allow users to build a rec center or hotel ballroom where Mario and his friends can go after the ceremony to eat food, dance the hora as Toad DJs, and celebrate Mario’s new ability to participate in all areas of Jewish community life.Really, the one bone we have to pick with the announcement is that Mario will only be able to be Bar Mitzvahed in a Reform ceremony at launch.
Unfortunately, Nintendo was tight-lipped about whether building a synagogue will give gamers the long-sought-after ability to perform a bris on Toad, so we’ll just have to wait until June 28 to find out!
OnionGamers Heartwarming
OnionGamers mario can get bar mitzvahed before i can
OnionGamers Will a mosque or fire temple be next?
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OnionGamers Somebody's totally gonna make that now.
OnionGamers Break out the Manichevitz🍷
OnionGamers Still waiting for the new WarioWare with a circumcision minigame
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OnionGamers They'll be needing White Supremacists for drive-bys. You know, plots and points.
OnionGamers ferbenberben
OnionGamers The Rabbi is not in that synagogue!
OnionGamers L'Chaim!
OnionGamers you're no HardDriveMag
OnionGamers Mazel tov Mario
OnionGamers So my lobby worked........!!!!
OnionGamers מריו It’s a me
OnionGamers Mazel Tov!!
OnionGamers I’m so proud of him!
OnionGamers It's a me. Marjew.
OnionGamers No foreskin? No wonder all the 🍄 references.
OnionGamers After he gets Bar Mitzvaed you never see him again.
OnionGamers I guess the Onion forgot that Italy was an axis power. Mamma Mia
OnionGamers I thought Mario was Catholic, but now it makes sense.
OnionGamers Always thought MARIO was Catholic.
OnionGamers Oy Vey!
OnionGamers I was afraid this headline was gonna end with 'So Mario can shoot the place up'.
OnionGamers As long as it's not a church so he can get molested
OnionGamers This is troll right
OnionGamers Sachback Old_PandaXXX
OnionGamers FINALLY
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