Nick Cannon, father of 12, insures testicles for $10 million, ensuring new punch lines

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Nick Cannon, who has fathered 12 children, has $10-million testicles after a men's soap company insures his family jewels. The punch lines write themselves.

Nick Cannon, television host and polarizing procreator, has secured a $10-million insurance policy for his testicles. The father of 12 — who notably welcomed five children with five different women in 2022 — said the valuation means he can self-proclaim the title of “Most Valuable Balls.' The designation even comes with its own trophy.

' Cannon's family expansion has been widely talked about and widely memed . He has leaned into the jokes over time, appearing in a 2022 commercial with Ryan Reynolds to whip up a cocktail called “the Vasectomy,' aka 'the mother of all cocktails,' and comforting Elon Musk last year after the tech mogul welcomed twins. Cannon told The Times last year that he never planned to have a big family. Rather, he said, he was a hopeless romantic and a people pleaser.

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