New Music Festival Just Large Empty Field To Do Drugs In

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MOUNT STERLING, KY—Declaring the event a rousing success so far, organizers confirmed more than 45,000 people turned out Wednesday for the first annual Cavalcade Folk and Roots Festival, a four-day gathering that consists solely of a big empty field to do drugs in.

Held on a farm in the foothills of eastern Kentucky, the festival, which continues through Friday and features no live performances of any kind, reportedly offers “something for every type of music lover,” specifically a fenced-off, 300-acre pasture in which to consume a broad array of mind-altering substances.

“I always worry I’ll miss out on something at big festivals like this, because there’s never enough time to do all the drugs.

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There will be a hologram of a tree

“is that my uber driver?”

LMAO

Well at least it is out in the open.

The water bottles were half off at $15 dollars, and there were only 20 rapes.

Ha, ha, ha, ha . . .

We need more of these

Thst festival was great until all the annoying corporate sponsorship.

Someone link me seems right up my street lol (I know it's a joke lol)

Whenever my younger sister said she was going to a 'show' or going 'camping' I just assumed she was gonna go get wasted somewhere louder or dirtier, respectively.

Había más relaciones publicas que espectadores.

I'm in

Una vez estuve. Salí con un parapente. Todo el mundo creía, que yo era un elephant.

So what's your point?

Nice :) 👋👋👋

No music either just the field.

I don't understand, Arnell........someone said the Mary Jane Girls would be here.

It's all I ask for. . .

Better than Bonnaroo

orgy

You mean burning man?

Here come the genius “they’re already like that!” jokes

So, you don't need to face a stage?! One less thing.

You just described ALL outdoor music festivals.

Sounds like a great place to take my kids

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