These pilgrims spent half their lives on boats
Or had a pit roasted tough as hell wild turkey.
The bowling team was deliberately left behind.
AAA reported a record number of travelers that year.
They were like 'wow, this new world sucks. We're going back to Europe to celebrate Thanksgiving!'
And refused to wear life jackets
Half of them died before they even started building shelters on shore
What 'Evidence'?
And, still, they had to make a stop in Atlanta
...with their dirty laundry. 😒
During a smallpox outbreak no less!
That was one wild Wednefdaye
If the originators did then we have to!! Seeya in Africa peeps
Yes that's right. The English went back home and tucked into Fish & Chips followed by Spotted Dick & Custard. 😋
Rather than stay put and observe the holiday in Plymouth, decided to brave the three-month journey back across the Atlantic to be with family and friends in *checks notes* Plymouth.
Onion writers sit around a table and say 'what is obvious but isn't being addressed?'
Good for them. Sounds like things were way better in Europe at the time.
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fuck that's good
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Wrong. Wrong. The pilgrims stayed and ate with the Indians. We honor that every year. Nice try though.
flights are pretty expensive i don't blame em
Flights back then were even more expensive
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