New Historical Evidence Reveals Ancient Mesopotamians Invented Concept Of Zero After Catching Sight Of Total Fucking Loser

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OXFORD, UK—Shedding new light on the origin of the number, historians at Oxford University published new evidence Tuesday that the ancient Mesopotamians invented the concept of zero after catching sight of a total fucking loser. “We have unearthed multiple ancient cuneiforms confirming that the Sumerians came up with the idea of a number that lacks any value after they encountered a shepherd who was just a complete dud,” said Professor Patricia Cornish in a presentation, explaining how the creation of a symbol to denote the absence of material worth was a direct result of a group of scribes observing the pathetic existence of this total fucking waste of space. “They had no way of describing just how vapid this complete nobody was, so they devised a specific character in their numerical system to help them express how little the pitiful dope offered to society. It is not an exaggeration to say that the history of mathematics was radically changed the moment they came into contact with this sorry ass fuck.” Cornish went on to explain that this ancient Sumerian loser was so powerfully vacuous, that word of his lameness later spread across the globe to the Mayans, the Indians, and the Europeans.

 

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rmcgrath732 That’s ME!

Wanted to make sure neiltyson truly knows where zero originated. Sounds like you have a retraction to make on StarTalk this week.

I didn’t know elonmusk lived in Ancient Mesopotamia?

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He was peddling Mesopotamia prime. Delivery of grains and cat food to door step.

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Was it TimWilsonMP?

Hunging at my spouse’s yard

Donald Pleasance?!

What are you talking about? I didn't live in ancient Mesopotamia; I was born in 1995.

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allahpundit lolol

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you mean i will invent a time machine?

I needed this laugh. Thank you.

Dang LOL

Hey some of us happen to be losers and don’t appreciate being made fun of.

Lol

Joe Manchin without hair.

That's Jeff Bezos and also it is accurate

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Retweeted last year. Mt Rushmore worthy

According to banking 101 anyone that's not in debt to a bank charging interest, uses cash is identified as a Deadbeat = loser .. Zero

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Cro-Bezos

Erobb221

So funny!

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jonjones Hey it’s the guitarist for System of a Down

gabrielenguard How dare you, that is Omid Djalili and he's no loser.

hmmm. Let x denote 'the loser': Then this sounds more like as x approaches to infinity rather than zero, so they must've also laid the foundations for calculus. I bet they're the ancestors of the Kurds, (re: KurdistanFlagDay )

I'm 110% positive you are stating historical fact.

Less than one aint no fun.

That's no way to talk about neelkashkari

Now I understand Nathan.

Neal Kashkari

0

Ouch

Did they call it zero or zed?

RearAdBsBlog That’s Nate from Ted lasso

Aw, I love that statue, seen it many times at the museum. Pick on somebody your own… century.

is that donald pleasence with a unibrow?

This is fake news, I wasn’t born until 2003.

Looks like Laura Loomer without her wig.

And then they invented negative numbers by beating him mercilessly

That’s just Kevin being Kevin

Cro magnan MAGA

It's just me or is anyone else seeing Jeff Bezos?

How dare you call the guy from 'Scorpion King' a loser

MeganGalloway12 Hey, I know that guy! He sells mangos under the I-95 bridge on lake worth road!

jjjinvesting That looks like neelkashkari

I thought the Onion invented the O , because The Nion would sound just- -just dumb.

Wait, what? SenTedCruz was seen by ancient Mesopotamians?

Loser shaming is not cool. A lot of us losers prefer to remain anonymous.

This is the right amount of dumb.

I'm loving the shocked look and the uni brow 👌haha

Zero was invented in India, and it was most probably invented after they caught sight of the ancient Avatar of Modi

SarahEBond

I speak ancient African Language, and Zero has always been known.

I’ve seen this “loser” somewhere:

Right idea, wrong picture!

🤣

Did they catch sight of Trump?

arnav_praneet

momzemor

They saw me

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Don't steal credit from the Indians

I suddenly don’t feel so bad about whatever bad day it was that I had last week.

I had no understanding of the concept of zero. After concept of zero. I have zero understanding of concept of zero. I have no loafs of bread. After concept of zero. I have zero loafs of bread.

artcrimeprof did you review this?

Unconfirmed evidence suggests they also figured out how to look into the future and witnessed Donald Trump's presidency. The concept of zero was developed shortly after.

Looks like the SOAD bassist.

Bezos?

Maybe he wanted to be a 10, but missed the One. Can't be worse than 'waste of space'

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Why is this Stanley Tucci?

...resisting urge to tag!

A Trump by any chance?

In ancient Mesopotamia, first you get the money... but did they even invent 0? I didn’t think they did, but you never know.

but i can’t time travel

Patrick_Wyman Looks like Anthony Davis

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I'm resisting the urge to retweet this to someone I know who looks just like this

It was clear why he was zero - he kept talking about his brother 'empty set', who didn't even exist! Now who's the loser - ME! Who else would make that joke?

Friggin' Zed. Lookatim!

I went to college w this dude

Taw_EM 1001 inventions by SirBenKingsley

The papyrus don’t lie!

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Ali Velsie, 800 BC

(Wasn't it Brahmagupta or the Mayans, though?)

Mesopotamians? More like Messedupotamians if you ask me...

This is bullshit. 🤔 Justin Trudeau wasn’t even born yet! 😎

I’ve seen that look!😱😱😱😱

me next time.

You steal this pic from celebrity death match? Lol

basiccrackers how old are you?

They saw Quasar662

I dont recall being around in the time of the mesopotamians.

Time-traveling Mesopotamian: LOL figures they are still talking about that dipshit after all these centuries

Zero tolerance!😁

A S S

Mesopotamians saw the future and saw the tRump family. Take your pick.

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Ably played by Stanley Tucci

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he looks like a bagel lol

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