New Crest Sweepstakes Offers Chance To Win 10 Million Teeth

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Finally legal.. Ok Creed, you've got this.. Oh God I'm panicking.

Uh ,something about labor laws here. OH CRAP ! Is she in labor? ?

She’s Hot 🥵

Good to know. For she is hot... 🌶🤡

Oops

Next you're going to tell me Little Debbie is jailbait.

😂

Then it’s time to replace them.

I suppose this means that Roy Moore has dumped her for a younger bottle of hot sauce.

MFW I hear the lady on the Cholulu bottle is now 18:

Where on Earth do you get a 6-pack of Cholula?!

Is that a 6-pack of Cholula Where do I get that?

Finally!

Perfect now I can fuck her without feeling guilty

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Took a while

Aunt Jemima just turned 30

That’s actually Bob Saget on the bottle.

Bill Clinton's new favourite hot sauce.

its time

Bad link

I love this stuff

I’ll follow her on Twitter now.

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Wait.... SHE WASN'T LEGAL!?!?!

Oh finally

This is just a scam to get you to buy my toothpaste to keep them all clean

They look vaguely like crab claws.

Matt_JCasey This is relevant to your interests.

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get excited night vale

How do I enter

Well this bites—I already have several million teeth already.

In all seriousness though were do I enter

nooncygroonloof

this must be a new DanhausenAD giveaway

Today on The Topical:

I could really use a new set of teeth. Please give me the contact info of the winner

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Step 2: Get a really, REALLY big pillow

I hope I win so I can pursue my dream of Braile signs made out of human teeth!

Gross

Are they new or used?

I hope those teeth aren't from Great Britain.

Just enough to swim in like Scrooge McDuck.

credit to RuoYuArt

schoolsreopening SchoolReopening Guideline 402 Schools will not be providing deceased student's teeth for Crest marketing promotions unless parents have filled out proper waivers. COVID__19

how do I enter? 🥰😋

Holy shit how do I enter?

what if win shrek instaed that would be AWESOME muchacho it would be awesome shrek time!!!! then dokey and ferral come over and have awesome sleep over and play games on wii... super awesome muchacho!

The onion more like the scallion

They finally got the tooth fairy, that monster.

So dumb

No wisdom teeth? Pass.

I can win 10 million super duper delicious tasty snacks? Count me in.

Finally I can complete my lifelong dream of constructing a house made of 100% teeth!!!

EmmaLangevinXO

Tra la la lala?

bet

I would unironically enter this and I'm somewhat worried because I don't know WHY.

The link doesn't work?

I'm gonna need a bigger pillow!

This is genuinely creepy

I hope the tooth fairy brings enough cash

Hope I win, I can replace all mine that fall out in my nightmares! Yay! fridaymorning

That may be enough to re-tooth West Virginia!

Applying the tooth fairy exchange rate and taxes that's gotta be at least a million dollars. Count me in

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