New App Matches You With Others In Vicinity Who Wasted $2.99 On Same App

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NEW YORK—Sources confirmed Thursday that millions nationwide are signing up for Squandr, a new social discovery app employing GPS technology to match users with others in their vicinity who also wasted $2.99 on the same software. “For me, it’s just a fun, no-risk way to meet new people and talk about how we all blew a few bucks on this app,” said Kelly Harmon, 27, who said she was pleasantly surprised to discover just how many people in her immediate area had the same frivolous spending habits she did. “You can be in a park or a coffee shop surrounded by strangers, but with this app, you can immediately start up a conversation about how money apparently has no meaning to you whatsoever. It’s pretty cool.” According to sources, many users are also opting to pay $4.99 for Squandr Premium, which offers the exact features of the original app for an additional two dollars.

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john_sipher Don't they all.

For just 2.99 I’ll take my chances!!

It'd be even cooler if you bought their cryptocurrency, and then it failed, rendering valueless the money you wasted on the app. App. I think I could go for a Bloomin' Onion right about now.

except this one charges monthly

Sounds like Yote 👀

“BUT FOR A LIMITED TIME YOU CAN UPGRADE TO OUR PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP FOR ONLY A ONE TIME PAYMENT OF $9.99!”

Because the ideal one hour hook up app is def someone you want to run into in the neighborhood.

Amazon makes sure you are on each other’s wish list.

.and sells your EVERYTHING DATA to every company

CLICK THE LINK! PLEASE! DONT LET THE ONION GO BROKE!

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