Neighbor's House Fire Kind Of Beautiful, Actually

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are you an arsonist?

whatthesean 🤣😂

Esp if that's the neighborhood hoarders 😣

yeah, nah. AustraliaBurns Homes believed lost in NSW 'mega blaze' as firefighters tackle 70-metre flames

There is nothing on this planet more beautiful than a house burning to the ground. BeautyGoals

The real world value being lost adds to the beauty of it all, just think of all the childhood memories being erased, incredible.

number6largeplz

MartinaMarkota I laughed at 1st. Then I remembered my friend's 2 girls passing away in a house fire. Now I'm sad. Now I know why you call yourself 'The Onion'. 😔

This type of humor is considered high IQ. Keep up the high quality journalism.

If this was anyone but The Onion, Armagedonistas would see their dream come true (although the outcome might be a bit different from their fantasies).

Holy... Omg. Holy...

-a salamander, probably at least they rebuild civilian's homes after burning them to the ground in a battle

Discuss with Beatty

Schadenfraude+?

Especially if that jag Chuck was in the house. Never liked that guy/

They realized not to use real candles on the Christmas tree.

Anyone wanna roast marshmallows with me

lmao notre dame energy

Mommy Mommy! Daddy's on fire! Quick! Get the marshmallows!

Got chestnuts?

Like a Francis Ford Coppola film

Although Arson is suspected, there's nothing like a Festival of Lights from the fire to bring in the holiday spirit!

Where were you when the fire first broke out, Onion?

Warm and relaxing

AustraliaBurns

Just hope fire is contained.

Steps to realizing you're an arsonist.

Damn that house be looking cute

Colts

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