NBA Requests Fans Sitting Courtside Not Release Derivative Albums

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tf is this series?

SUT DA FUK DOWN !

Lol make a rap album Onion, if you’re so smart.

I’m in this photo and I love it.

Oh wow okay

Damn.

The Onion wins the NBA Finals 😂

Shots fired.

You had Drake at “der”.

I’ve been staring at his fucken open mouth for a half an hour

But he paid $50,000 for that seat...

NBA is gayer than soccer.

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Or work with men who beat and rape women.

chuckDzL

Got him

Love Drake but lol.

Wgatshisname.....Drac?

That's hilarious

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Toya_Washington now this is funny

Drake is richer than/more important to the city than that entire team. Fall back onion, fall back

vinny_33

Glad this wasn’t a picture of bob weir lol

Well now ya just went and took the fun out of it ;(

I can’t wait for this guy to fade away into oblivion. It’ll come, trust me, it’ll come.

Got ‘em

Or make movies that nobody sees.

The NBA has been silent on this for too long. It's about time they took a stand.

tfw when SopanDeb ruffles them feathers

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