Nation Stunned That 20-Year Catastrophe Could End So Catastrophically

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WASHINGTON—Expressing disbelief after an attack on evacuees at the Kabul airport killed Afghan civilians and U.S. troops fleeing a war zone, the nation was reportedly stunned Friday that a 20-year catastrophe could end so catastrophically. “You could never imagine in a million years that a barbaric disaster could…

WASHINGTON—Expressing disbelief after an attack on evacuees at the Kabul airport killed Afghan civilians and U.S. troops fleeing a war zone, the nation was reportedly stunned Friday that a 20-year catastrophe could end so catastrophically.

“We’re watching several decades of chaos devolve into chaos right at the end—I mean, who could’ve seen that coming? Things had been going so poorly for 20 years, with so much needless loss of human life, but you never expect that the end would go so poorly and result in the needless loss of human life. It boggles the mind. Honestly, it makes you wonder if the evacuation and the last 20 years of brutal military incursion in Afghanistan should have happened at all.

 

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Same headline can be used for COVID-19 in 18 years.

42* year old catastrophe. Afghanistan hasn't been at peace since 1979.

which nation, the eskimos?

Play the Benny Hill soundtrack and all the video footage looks like a hilarious series of blunders.

remember when everyone assured us the withdrawal marked the end of Biden’s presidency? and how we all forgot about it 1 week later?

Biden failed to evacuate Afghanistan, and he will fail to evacuate the South before the hurricane gets here.

No there stunned that we would move our troops out and leave 100’s of Americans behind. Time to IMPEACH!!!

I'm not stunned. If the war had had a chance of ending pretty, other presidents would have ended it.

sean_ry18 I DID THAT!

I see no satire here 😁😂

The media this past few weeks proved the point that they never pitied the occupied, but have pity when the occupiers leave.

Does this dude navigate by sense of smell or..?

Yeah i know lol like if it would've ended 10 years or 15 years it still would've been bad,though it's just another Vietnam.

In this case the US dead are collateral damages. We put ourselves in the middle of a civil war that is none of our business. The targeted casualties are the hundreds of Afghans killed and injured in this attack.

20 years? I hate that people have somehow forgotten that we've had our hands in Afghanistan since the 70s, we literally funded and gave weapons to terrorists because we didn't like the fact the commies were taking over the area. This has been our fault from the get go.

The US government should just stick to what they know best. Afghanistan.

GOP Warmongers be like 🤷🏽‍♂️

Pretty sad when an Onion headline reflects truth. Like, when can we enjoy satire again? I can't even discern jokes from reality anymore.

Was this written by an A.I.? Sounds like it with all the double speech.

US taxpayers paid. US soldiers died. Afghans died. These companies made profits. Afghanistan was actually a great success. Now, move on to another war project. First, fool the world that so and so country is evil. Mainstream media, GO!

After hearing...Erik Prince and others charging thousands of dollars to evacuate desperate people out of Afghanistan, the disgusted nation was reportedly floored to learn that a 20-year conflict engineered to make war profiteers rich could end with war profiteers getting rich. ☹️

46mingo No Toilets. No Peace!

AccidentalJournalism

Yeah but it hasn’t ended yet. Lets stay vigilant

Western already New

Yup...🙁

lawindsor SykesCharlie AdamKinzinger here's too you both :)

New Reality Game Show: America's Next Endless War- Countries of the World Compete to Host America's Boondoggle. Bribes Encouraged!

Defense contractors are applying for unemployment in record numbers

ndrew_lawrence Which nation?

BornTrueBlu It’s always kind of depressing when the Onion in trying to be humorous hits the nail on the head.

The US Media ignoring slaughter for 20 years: The US media seeing a fraction of it for one week: OH THE HUMANITY

In this photo my brother in the Blue sweater is Gone died in car crash, was trying to recover from depression. I hold him as if he is in my Hand and I think of all the good things about him. Nothing Bad. It will tear you apart! I am still proud of Him. Like you of Ben !

It will take a prophet to correct an army of assholes

Sad but true….

Great place for future weapons entrepreneurs to go bargain shopping.

Headline “Twenty Year Long Clusterfvck Cums”

Villae idiots.

No more satire?

catastrophizing;

Neither funny nor insightful; just spiteful

Not surprising when most Americans know more about superhero’s than how our political system works.

Wanna try again? Maybe next time will be successful. Try iran 😁

'Let's make Taliban great again since they are wearing Nike's and Gucci's now' - nytimes

Remember when it was gonna become Indiana? Nation building brah

we love riding off into the sunset heroically is all...

They should have seen this coming when half the NATO and US trained Afgan 'soldiers' joined ISIS and the Taliban. After all, it's an immutable Book they got from the sky.

US trying to capitalize on frequent flyer miles.

He wasn't stunned..

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