WASHINGTON—Noting that there was something distinctly unnerving about his mannerisms, physical appearance, and overall demeanor, the nation confirmed Friday that it was leery of very odd 8-year-old Brendan Nault.
“Clearly, something doesn’t add up about that kid, but I can’t quite put my finger on it,” said Salt Lake City resident Bethany Robbins, one of the hundreds of millions of Americans made uncomfortable by the combination of the boy’s bowl haircut, unnaturally erect posture, and unflinching stare. “Maybe it’s the strange tone of his voice? Or the way he swings his hands when he walks? Like, just a little too much. Whatever’s going on, it’s simply not normal.
Bullies Declare Open Season On Little Boys Everywhere Who Look Like The Onion's 'Very Odd Little Boy'
Hesbula?
Who ME? No I did not eat the 12 pound chocolate bunny. I don’t feel so good…,
That kid's got lil dipper vibes.
hey booboo! wanna pikinik basket?
Leave Jared alone.
He looks like he’s about to shoot up a school.
🤣🤣🤣
I am sick of people cyberbullying Barron Trump, it’s not his fault
Is that Damien from The Omen?
Usually the only thing odd about little boys is their parents.
“All kids explode animals with their mind to backdrop of blood and flames and weeping ghosts right?”
And his his hair stylist
Give ‘em a rocking ‘orse!
Whatever you do don't make eye contact.
He keeps a jar of Vicks Vapo Rub in a canvas knapsack as chapstick.
Onion just got this kid beat up on the daily
David Mitchell as a child
He is an odd one…
future tech billionaire.
There’s a lot of old young guys around these days. Or is it young old guys? Maybe he’s just an odd old guy acting young so he doesn’t look odd. Oddly enough t being an odd old guy isn’t all that odd.
Looks like he's sporting a 'comb forward' 🤣
Oh, your name is Damien? Get the fk outta here.
Some babies seem like they’re born with old souls. 😃
elonmusk 👀👀👀👀
normal boy, innocent boy
Hasbullah?
Hi Onion, no more “No way to prevent this...' Mass shooting articles?
Oh no he grew up to be James Corden
Jesus fucking christ, too soon bro
He’s up to something.
Has the face of someone who would commit a mass shooting.
Damien?
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