Nation Gathers Around Picky Eater To Make Him Try Things He Doesn’t Like

TOPEKA, KS—Following repeated appeals for the man to sample “just one little bite,” sources confirmed Wednesday that the whole nation had gathered around 28-year-old picky eater Elijah Chapman in an attempt to make him try things he didn’t like.

“How can you say you don’t like something if you haven’t really given it a fair chance?” said Tallahassee resident Phoebe Barbadoro, 47, whose sentiment reportedly reflected that of the entire American populace as it goaded the Topeka-based graphic designer into taking a “teeny tiny taste” of various foods that he could not stand, including chimichurri sauce, shiitake mushrooms, polenta, a veal Parmesan sub, crawfish étouffée, kimchi, enchiladas suizas, a grain bowl, and “an...

If you want your toddler to like all kinds of food, then give it to him when he's a toddler, & he'll love it when he grows up. Although, you give a little, not much of it.

You never ate road kill ground hog stuffed with buzzard innards? Come on man, give it a try.

Poor baby

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ggeorgggge

Been there...

Taking up the baton left by Bourdain....

ericstephen therealaaronk

mcdermott

Tää on ihan huumoria vaan

Like my son

Oh god please don't do this to me the onion.

johnmeehan2001 “…various foods that he could not stand, including chimichurri sauce, shiitake mushrooms, polenta, a veal Parmesan sub, crawfish étouffée, kimchi, enchiladas suizas, a grain bowl, and “an itty-bitty sliver” of pecan pie.” Poor guy 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

This shit is so real, it's why I have a public eating anxiety

As George Carlin said: “You like it? Then you eat it.”

You clean your plate or go your room. No electronics,no dessert and be in bed by 7:30!

Not all heroes wear capes

He should try opening his palate

Last time someone tried to force me to try something I didn't like was when I was about 6 or 7. I ended up vomiting all over the table before I was even able to stand up to run to the bathroom.

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE FORCE EATING WHAT YOU ARE NATURALLY REPELLED FROM, TRY A LOCAl, SEASONAL, VARIED OG DIET

Just one bite. If you don't like it, you don't have to eat more.

portugalwahlrus this is you!

itsBeaXCV My life

I can relate

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johnmeehan2001 Poor guy 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Oh you'll eat it eventually if you don't have a choice. Why is it that african men are raised to not eat pussy? But they want their D sucked? elonmusk

notsam

He doesn’t like conservatives, right?

isn't the onion meant to be satirical?

He’s just making things hard on everyone

Y’all are incredibly not funny since you went woke

Thise people selling pickle sodas and bacon ice cream need to be stopped.

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