HOUSTON, TX—Severing ties as soon as the employee’s outside allegiances came to light, NASA reportedly fired engineer Mike Langevin Monday after it was revealed he was secretly working on behalf of a black hole. “After receiving evidence that one of the agency’s engineers had an undisclosed working relationship with Sagittarius A*, we have been forced to terminate his contract,” said NASA d
irector Bill Nelson, explaining that Langevin was found to have been paid as much as $500,000 a year from the hostile cosmic body in exchange for providing it with NASA secrets. “It appears that his collusion with the black hole began in the early90s, calling into question nearly 30 years of research.
Science abusers like this never really go away, he'll just get hired on to CERN and escalate his already addictive behavior.
Mole from the Hole!
A dirty commie!
Black Holes Matter ... but they think the whole galaxy revolves around them!
😂
that sucks
lol
Reminiscent of “The Three-Body Problem”😳
I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire
He was discovered sending blackmail...
Thanks for the info. I'll put the black hole on the list of America's mortal enemies, most likely a socialist country with an authoritarian dictator leader and a litany of dastardly deeds that we will soon hear about. Look forward to hating him. 🙂
Beware the renegade photons! They leak
The deepest of states.
traitor
Ah shit they’re catching on
Easy to get sucked in.