Most Glorious Flames

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Ah, yes, this beautiful flame awoke the flame within us.\n

Watch the embers leap and twirl in an elegant dance, racing up, up, up along the edge of mother’s beloved silk curtains.

 

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Match box heros!

I hope Rip Taylor and Richard Simmons are in the Top 10!

Big Warmth is trying to capitalize on this emerging holiday season with native advertisements. Fucking disgusting.

Real or imaginary, I can’t telll no more.

So hot.

No Mike Vernon? This list is bullshit.

I am so damn inspired

They’re all pretty glorious.

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1 star ended too soon left me with blueballs

God damn who writes this stuff

my balls fell off

flame flame flam yummy flams

Let it happen again soon. We all need to burn shit down again.

What. The. Hell.

Beautiful

Don't you think it's odd a guy with close ties to the US government is building a car named after the guy the us government stole shit from? Not to mention y'all are pushing socialism while screwing over capitalists. Was that my last, last chance?

Socialism = water

“Ignis purgat. Flammis restituet. Surge igitur et fac ab inferis ad terram purgant instaurare.”🙏😤🔥

What

classic onion

factoryweather This sure sounds like a certain kind of Glory

Londoners, New Yorkers, and Chicagoans still debate over who had the better fire. The PacNW crowd chuckled, calling them 'amateurs.'

If only i could become so grossly incandescent!

I thought this was a steely Dan thing at first. Maybe it secretly still is

if it gives me carbon monoxide poisoning, i'm game

It is burdened with Glorious Purpose. FlameLoki

Oh yes, thank you!! Seen before but had to watch again

Calgary residents clicking this article are going to be so politely disappointed.

5 and 6 don't seem all that different, really. Smh.

It is the way.

“Flame, dear flame”

Indeed

The most glorious flames are the ones we light along the way

There's the match now where's the nearest Twitter bonfire? Who's got the gasoline?

Ignis purgat. Flammis restituet. Surge igitur et fac ab inferis ad terram purgant instaurare. Me:

lit

Flaming hot cheetos have entered the chat...

“Various Small Flames” - J.O. Incandenza

YES! YES! YES!

Confirmed The Onion is just a bunch of piromaniacs

This article low-key fire.

Here's a picture of a flame. Tons more where this comes from

4:15 AM · 19 февр. 2021 г.·Sprout Social 🚩

why did I think this was Aja by steely dan

MmmmmKyla LOOK ARSON

BURN IT ALL DOWN

Thats hot

The Latin. You read the fucking Latin, didn't you?!

The Pryronion

Cool of you to get Gwyn, the Lord of Cinder, to write a guest column for you.

there ya go making light of things ;)

Candle in the wind

Hmm . . . This one is subject to burning debate!

Pyrotechnics 🤷‍♀️

I prefer old flames like . . .

Can't we all agree that this is the winner?

Oh-hoh hoh hoh! That's it, yes, that's the way! Dear flame…how brightly you burn! Meh heh heh…

Spirit desire, we will fall

what

The greatest shit post

DJSnM

Yep

Truth! A wisdom for the ages!

whats happening

Love that thumbnail, such an awe inducing flame

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