Mom Calling To Ask If She Can Throw Away 3-Ring Binder From Middle School

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‘I Can Mail It To You If You’re Still Using It,’ Says Mom

RACINE, WI—Concerned that you might be upset if she were to get rid of it without permission, your mother reportedly called Wednesday to ask if she could throw away your three-ring binder from middle school.

“Hi honey, I just wanted to check in and see if I can throw out this binder I found when I was cleaning out your closet, the one with the dark blue cover and your name written in marker on the back,” said your mom, describing the plastic organizer containing seventh-grade science and math notes that had sat unused in a cardboard box for over 15 years. “It has a lot of papers in it, so I figured you might still want it. Just let me know and I can send it to you.

 

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NikkiGlaser i am quite similar

jacob_schlau

Jodieisfetch betsyp74 😂😂😂

NathanCaranci Hey NathanCaranci I always got you excellent 3 ring binders! Who knows maybe you’ll use them again 😉

I’m not going to lie... Has no other parent done this before?

absolutely

100% my mom. But im a school hoarder so no you cant throw it away!!!

StutzBob

Me: “No.”

Not if its still got tomorrows homework in it !!

What else did she find messing around my private stuff?

Mom finding any execuse to call son/daughter but their too dumb to realise.

. (truth) If the frauds pretending to be my family & stealing my life got any of my school stuff, they stole it from my parents old house (where I grew up) My mother is a hoarder and left our old house full of stuff Please put the frauds behind prison bars

jmattwithbuck it me

Meanwhile in China ...

just a ruse to go through memories of 7th grade

TTeresaT They’re spying on us!

WendyFry_ jplmbtmsm

That's $10,000 in Pokemon cards!

no i might need it someday

IrmaKickendoupe ,yes you can

Didn’t bother to ask about throwing out first issues of Batman and X-Men.

What a great mom! Mine didn't even ask. Had to throw it away after she died.

Truth

jeannewonio would just put it in a 25 year old kohl’s bag she saved along with some random pictures and old trinkets Doughyjoey1 JuliaWonio LaneyGaGa1

I don’t ask.

Mom's pretty cute

me

I feel personally attacked by this relatable content

No, don't.

Be thankful your momma’s still around to ask!

As a dad, my motto is, when in doubt throw it out!

No

first my notes. then taking down my pictures. then javexing the floors to get rid of any trace DNA proving i ever lived in your damn house...

Honestly I would probably say no.

No!

Mom! My Garbage Pail Kids cards are going to be worth something someday!

karenedoucet

No, stop asking. That 200-word essay about oxbow lakes is going to be important someday.

She just wants an excuse to talk to you!

No mom! Geez! You don't see me throwing away your stuff!

If she fucks with Social Studies, it’s ovah

This was actually my mother this morning.

but it might come in handy one day...

katyfluet

ScottKelIy Hahaha, so true!

My mom would give it to me for my birthday...

And it’s not even yours, she just bought it from a yard sale and put it in your old room after you moved out

Fine. Leave my macaroni art. It looks like you.

Still one of my favorites honsky13

please name my firstborn.

'Ok boomer!'

Well, that's certainly the pretext she's going with...

Better not.

“Do you still need this?”

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