With my progressive social media friends posting articles about the need to take away the right to vote from racist MAGA Hat wearers and my conservative friends posting memes about"Libtards" and the inevitability of a civil war, for the first time in my life I'm wondering if our country can stay together, or if it's not time for what Gwyneth Paltrow famously called the dissolution of her marriage to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin: Conscious Uncoupling.
Then, let's ask our friends to the north to slightly adjust their branding by calling themselves the United States of Canada and give them a dozen or so of our like-minded states like Washington, Oregon, California, New York, Vermont, Connecticut, Delaware, Rhode Island, Maryland, Maine, Massachusetts and Hawaii.
The USA will quickly make most abortions illegal, the right to carry firearms absolute and marriage only available to a man and a woman, once again. Taxes will be drastically lowered and social services scaled back. For those states who have second thoughts, an open door policy will allow any state to secede and join the USA or USC by a 2/3 majority vote of its legislature.
Now Newsweek is promoting the dissolution of the USA?
Add Virginia to the NE Corridor states and Colorado-New Mexico-Arizona to the West Coast and it'd be about right
Why not split in place based on voting. Rs go to R court, pay lower taxes, no social security benefits, no abortions, harsh punishment for drug users, no gay marriage… Ds go to D court, pay higher taxes, have Medicare for all, UBI… A truly free country. Your life, YOUR choice.
If you can separate retard djinnjar twins, anything is possible. They can implant memories into retards now just through quantized effect. Universaltards. It’d be impressive if we hadn’t done it all before. Sneezeology is as old as the ability to sneeze. Even turtles do it.
And what about those of us who are living blue in red states?
Since the left hast totally abandoned the 10th Amendment in favor of an all encompassing federal government, sure. Let's do this!
What?!
Colonialism in 2020
Independents hold the highest percentage of registered voters. Where should they live?
Meanwhile
So a non violent split rather than a civil war? It wouldn’t work because all the businesses and billionaire tax payers would move to the red side and the blue state would go broke and starve.
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