Marriage Counselor Encourages Woman To Take On Numerous Sexual Partners While Husband At Work

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CHARLESTON, SC—Urging her new clients to at least consider her suggestion with an open mind, marriage counselor Taylor Hahn reportedly encouraged Karen McClaren on Friday to take on a wide range of sexual partners while her husband, Mark, is at work.

“I know this is your first visit, but based on what you’ve shared so far, it seems like our initial step should be giving Karen the space and freedom to have sex with as many men as she wants while Mark’s away during the day,” said Hahn, who upon noticing Mark McClaren’s visible alarm reminded him that strengthening a marriage was a process and that they could easily change course in their second session if his wife’s enjoying a variety of lovers while he was at the office wasn’t achieving the...

 

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Area Marriage Counselor Casually Volunteers To Be One Of Area Wife's New Sexual Partners

Albeit the husband works remotely at home…kinky,

Hoe old is this? The photo looks like from 1980s

Only works if its filmed and they both watch it together.

This story isn't, by chance, related to the previous story about the cheating husband, is it? OK, who's boinking whom at the Onion & why is someone mad?

the 69th jody battalion stands at the ready! 🫡

If he doesn’t support her, he hates women

But what if the husband wants to watch?

Ha! Didn’t read the origin of this at first!

Well alright, alright, alright...

Wow, that's one way to spice up a marriage. I hope the counselor also recommends investing in some high-quality locks and security cameras.

Omg, my boyfriend also encourages me to take on numerous sexual partners while he is at work

Gotta keep busy

Ah,who cares.

Ohhhhh! Hmmmm! LOL! 😅

Sounds right. Since I have zero choices and my very similar ex-wife who cheated ok me has basically infinity to choose from… Nailed it.

What about the husband? Does he have permission to take on numerous male sex partners? After all, fair is fair.

Don't laugh, these councillors exist. They have family member recommending jabs to 18 mth old babies and others that run abortion clinics.

I do this, but the husband won't come home from work...how long am I supposed to keep this up?

mjneilm Pujols & Molina. Hall of Famers

Onlyfans?

She is way hotter than him so ….

'Way ahead of you.'

When you marry a Sex addict, get used to it.

🤣

I’ve seen this movie, super kinky

In serial or parallel?

Funny thing is he's working from home these days.

He goes to work, so should she.

Tried it, didn't work

Don’t do this JuniperBreezeBB

Go figure…

He's likely to come home at some point, but who knows. Why test abandonment?

starting with her

Did sneako write this?

That’s just plain stupid. Imagine your husband got VDs

That's not very sporting. What if he wants to watch?

do what your therapist sez 😛😜

Address, please? I’d like to help.

What a cucktastrophe he yelled out in defiance. Sorry, sorry ,sorry he said we will start right away.

Plumber and pizza delivery guy are a good start.

Plot twist, husband works from home.

Sex-a-lago

Andrew Tate fans be like:

I knew it!!

Husband receives several PS5s from wife’s boyfriends

It won't end well. Will damage the image of the wife, & her husband, in the eyes of society. And, if her husband is the jealous type... it will lead to something violent ending.

And, if his wife is pregnant, she will give birth to children with various facial features that are completely different from her husband's.

😢

Isn't that just onlyFans ?

Related: Recently Divorced Man Discovers Toilet Is Not Self Cleaning

He seems to appreciate the advice more than she does

His face has been frozen like that for the last 20 minutes since she said that.

Oh all right, I'll volunteer...

Well, it's either that or a heavier Simon Pegg.

Who actually approved this and found it funny? I mean, when peoples morals are out the window and a vow doesn’t mean shit, I suppose it fits, still not funny.

To be honest, she could do much better.

...including the marriage counselor.

All at once or just every other day?

Hole-sum Unity.

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