Marjorie Taylor Greene Delivers Rousing Speech About Butt Plugs

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Greene told the New York Young Republicans Club at their gala Saturday night that you can buy butt plugs at Target now, probably leading to a fun after-party.

Unfortunately, it was not a joke about all of those people being assholes, which might have been a funny thing to say while accepting an award from them. It was part of a transphobic rant about grooming, or something, because trans people are definitely sneaking butt plugs onto the shelves of CVS right next to the NyQuil to trick the whole world into being gay. One look at a dildo and that’s it, you’re getting forced into a same sex marriage the next day, regardless of your sexual preferences.

But seriously, why is Greene suddenly going off about butt plugs? Did she go to Target to pick up toothpaste and happen to notice a butt plug on aisle five that sent her into a moral tailspin? No! She has no original thoughts.

 

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LEBassett First GOPers want Hunter Biden’s penis pics made public, now this butt plug thing. Wait until the QAnon crazies find out…..

LEBassett She looks like Mickey Rourke. I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot butt plug.

LEBassett Certainly was not on my bingo card, but I make a point of not paying attention to whatever rich white grievances Tucker Carlson has his panties in a wad about on a given day. Thanks for the head shaking chuckle!

'...because the ease of buying sex toys in this country is absolutely a bigger crisis than the ease of buying an AR-15.'

LEBassett MikePence GOP

Little does Marge know that anything can be a butt plug if you're brave enough.

LEBassett Thank you for calling Target, how may I help you? Yes, Mr. Cruz. Yes, we do. Really. Please use our store locator for your nearest Texas, DC or Cancun location. Sir, I can’t describe them to you, but you may see a full description on Have a good day, sir.

LEBassett great headline lol

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