Support the veterans!
Bro this is fire
Great... Another woke onion post... NOT happy to see you guys slandering the great troops of this country, they fought for YOUR freedome!
*rolls eyes in medic*
The Onion doesn’t miss
Not cool
Such an embarrassing post dude
Time for me to collect my discount
My Palestinian friend made crepes for an Israeli customer and he charged him extra. 😂
that's right
Probably true
QueerCityWitch 🫡
The Onion has not been funny for years. This seals it. Filthy rag.
If he raped her first dies he get a 20% discount? If he was a SEAL and tortured her while she is dying, does he get it for free?
Okay, but who is this model and why is he the face of war atrocities?
lovely. keep up the good work guys.
Jesus Christ, Onion!
You guys fell off hard.
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I can't remember when you were funny. It's been so long.
All of u enjoy the cheaper gas from it, so ur damn right to be thankful
... possibly elected to senate
This could happen.
I bet that dude in the picture is so happy right now for selling his face to a stock photo company for 15 bucks. 😁
Burn 🔥
drumy_22
__LeftistVegan The Onion doesn't miss.
Seriously… loribadoriwi was it you that I was talking about this with last month?
lmaoo
Remember when the drone strike killed those kids early this year.
Wtf is this anti veteran bs
The onion, totally cool with the people that send the military to risk their lives. But they pick on the guys that put their lives on the line.
Still overpriced as hell…
Hilariously, there are a few comments in this thread made by people who think the joke relates to the fact that veterans get discounts and civilians do not. The first half of the headline was totally normal descriptive filler to them, like “Veteran Does Veteran Stuff.” 🤦🏽♂️
Man who shot north Vietnamese civilian given 10% discount on car insurance.
spicy
wait we get a discount?
Still gonna ask for military discount. 🤷♀️
i thought that was dream for a second
Based. I really admire you guys !
Yes, and a journalist who exposes America's war crimes has to spend years in an embassy and is now rotting in prison. FreeAssange
And he still payin $15 for a small
Me sleeping soundly at night knowing I get 25% discount at certain events and you don't.
You generalize all those who served are war criminals with this headline. Shame on you.
My question is how did he get his entire family to go to Iraq to watch him kill a guy. Oh, maybe he got one online. Like a somehow less depressing mail order bride.
I guess 'given presidential pardon' and 'becomes highly paid contributor at fascist propaganda organ' was too heavy handed.
He had it coming
aren't all insurgence civilians.. arent 250 million, muslims extremist, who want death to the west, who sincerely believe, if they do so they get eternal life with allah.. and the Quran says islam... is the last and final religion, get a gun... and say no cutting clits off.
Is good to use a little bit the mirror now that we all agree to condemn what Russia is doing...
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When the Onion became the Quibbler.
No soldiers in my lifetime have fought or died for my freedom
Oooofff.
JordanUhl Support da troomps
I am going to Iraq for a few days!
RegalMovies
I see you went with extra spicy today
this is too real but lol
I worked retail in a navy town and now I can't unhear this as the subtext.
The Central Park 5 were given millions of dollars for nearly raping a woman to death.
One of the best headlines in a while
how long before has its own version of WikiLeeks?
Not funny, even for the Onion!
4697214TX damn lol
does anybody even use popcorn anymore?
Damn! That one went fuckin hard
Taking no prisoners today, I see
Don't you have some higher-hanging fruit to go after there? For satire, seems awfully mean-spirited against a demographic that suffers enough from PTSD without outward vitriol from the people they are made to think they serve to protect at the very least.
The left back to shitting on the military. Thought you wanted to go kick Russki ass, though?
Whatever Schlomo wants, Schlomo gets.
Proof of deed? 🤷🏻♂️
WhackNicholson Get their asses
it would be funnier if it said “demands 10% discount”
Don't ask Rep Seth Moulton about how he almost executed an innocent family in their home while he was in Iraq
WhackNicholson “Do you accept military discount” brother you’ve committed or at the very minimum were an accessory to murder on behalf of the American government i would charge you extra if i could
Since when did the onion go woke? I will be getting my onions elsewhere from now on.
If you weren't in the military, do you still get the discount?
BRO
The Onion goes HARD
God DAMN
HeheWaitWhut Based
Yoooooo lmao
KaoticLeftist
You're meant to publish parody, not reality.
Omg I don’t know whether to laugh or cry because it’s reality
Isn’t this a bit from “Barry.”
oh boy
What What flavor?
I love you, The Onion.
This is 🔥🔥🔥
jesus christ
Tankies
JordanUhl I'm sure he cried while doing it. Probably deserves at least 15% off.
BANGER
I heard the drone operator gets an extra 5% discount for every hospital they get in collateral
banger
Such a patriot
Thank you for your service
'Thank you for your service.'
Ouch.
Movie theaters still ripping people off. Should be at least 20%.
Harsh bro but fair.
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he throws an adult hissy fit if you deny him 10% off sometimes it's easier to coddle these killers
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