Man Who Didn’t Order Anything Online Still Checks Name On Package Just In Case Amazon Sent Him A Little Present

As a treat

katiecrussell me every time even though the packages are always for you

You laugh but I legit got a gift from a vendor for my review of their product lol

😃

I am so this guy! fiftydaysclean

Dont open that box! You have lots of enemies. It's full of coronavirus bacterium.

_spackett this u

Damnit

That's me, I'm man

[Checks the tweet just in case it applies to me.]

Many years ago (20-30?) Amazon did send me a little present: A mouse pad with that 'inside of a dog' Groucho Marx quote: 'Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.' Books were their major thing then.

This hit way too close to home

Weirdly - that has happened before to me..

See I just straight up don't remember what I ordered or that I ordered anything at all half the time so I kinda have to

Drunk ordering for my future self is a skill!

😂😂😂

I feel attacked rn

I'm in this tweet and I don't like it

Alyciajoybadger you never know

911 what's your emergency? Hmm I'm gonna need a restraining order against the onion

tayloresullivan

I do this every time they drop off a package at my condo that should have gone to my neighbor.

Why are you attacking me?

That’s me, every day.

Hey you never know! They do have a free product sample program:

themuckingforon me 😢

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Amazon sent him an auto ordering Alexa.

did this today

Definitely done this...probably in the last week too

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