RIO RANCHO, NM—His pace steadily quickening as he rounded the corner out of his kitchen and made a beeline for the front door, local man Henry Parnasse reportedly found himself locked in a race against time Wednesday morning to take out a trash bag with a widening hole in its side.
“Oh, crap, I gotta go for it—the rip’s getting bigger and I’m way too far to turn back now,” Parnasse reportedly thought to himself, gingerly holding the plastic bag at arm’s length to avoid the stream of unidentifiable liquid dripping from the lengthening tear dangerously close to his shoes. “God, I knew it was a big mistake yanking the bag from the garbage can like that. I should’ve just brought the whole can out with it. Dammit. If the coffee grounds reach that hole, I’m really fucked.
I hope there is a follow up to this story soon. I need to know what happened to local man Henry Parnasse.
shirtspotter
Nice kit
Did he make it? I must know or I won’t be able to sleep.
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I know that gauntlet all too well Bin juice is THE most nasty thing in the known universe
My life
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We've all been there, with success and failure.
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I live this life
Also the story arc for the last season of 24.
Every Tuesday
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The Galatasaray kit is a nice touch
in a Galatasaray kit no less
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The juice is loose
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