Man Just Can’t Be With Someone Who He Projects So Many Of His Own Flaws Onto

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WESTCHESTER, MA—Admitting he simply couldn’t shake many of the concerns he had about his current girlfriend, local man Stephen Lashley told reporters Wednesday that he couldn’t be with someone who he projects so many of his flaws onto. “Obviously, Sarah is nice, but when you get down to it, I really can’t see myself…

WESTCHESTER, MA—Admitting he simply couldn’t shake many of the concerns he had about his current girlfriend, local man Stephen Lashley told reporters Wednesday that he couldn’t be with someone who he projects so many of his flaws onto.

“Obviously, Sarah is nice, but when you get down to it, I really can’t see myself spending my life with a person who I subconsciously use to foist off all my insecurities, sexual inadequacies, and personal failings,” said Lashley of the nagging feeling that something was missing from their relationship, a feeling that was only exacerbated when he looked at his partner and immediately deconstructed her into a symbol of his inability to express affection or maintain authentic friendships with...

 

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profgalloway A class in English grammar would do you much good. What is that title supposed to mean - in English.

janemarielynch 😂

Wishes other person wouldn't have so little confidence in themself and the pronouns used to describe a self and relationship worth dynamic. Why do they have to overanalyze and spiral into thoughts about thoughts?

We all do that. We're all doomed.

OMG THIS IS PERFECT LAUGHING SO HARD LOL

He just wants to feel seen

Clearly the other person’s fault for being so projectable.

Like The Inability To Distinguish Between Who And Whom

Well there usually be a bullety day in chicago.

Ouch.

But she has a tiny or non-existent penis.

Absolute banger 😂 💀 🔥

The next bachelor.

Finally a nice instance of the word onto.

But she's constantly womanizing! Come on Onion!

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