BURLINGTON, VT—Complaining of patchiness and uneven color, area man Matthew Cruickshank, 34, told reporters Monday that he has always had trouble growing a full beard of bees.
“For some reason, when the bees come in they just won’t connect my mustache to my goatee, and they seem to thin out halfway up my cheek,” said Cruickshank, examining a beeless patch of skin on his neck and noting how one random gray bee always appears in the middle of his chin. “It’s strange because my dad always had a full, thick beard of bees his whole life. I guess some guys are just lucky that way.
Still wrong
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Sorry , It 's Part of Nature Experience in Life Especially in Honey Bees Environments . Big Brother Relax and Feel Safe .❤⚾️🏆
Always the problem.
Honey might help.
He's obviously not doing it right.
More pollen
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You have to bee patient and let it fill in.
DoomisGod u cant even get mad at this tag
He still could pull off a goatee of bees.
I’ve felt personally attacked by your article headlines before, The Onion. I’ve gotta say though, this one really stings
He needs to stop putting the honey on his penis
Obviously not Florida Man
This looks like Luka Doncic