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Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received

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RICHMOND, VA—As far as coworkers and friends of local resident Jamie Brewster can determine, the 32-year-old paralegal has never once unequivocally accepted any invitation he has received in his entire life. “Whenever we ask him to one of our after-work get-togethers, he always says something like ‘Cool, hopefully I’ll be able to stop by,’” coworker Janice Simmons told reporters Monday, adding that Brewster’s repertoire of qualified invitation responses also includes the phrases “Yeah, we’ll see,” “It’s possible I could swing that,” and “Definitely, as long as I can finish up my work and get out of here at a decent time.” “Just once it would be nice to hear a simple ‘Yes, I’d love to come.’ Actually, at this point, I’d settle for a definitive, unambiguous response of any kind. A flat-out no would at least be honest.” At press time, Brewster had tentatively expressed his desire to attend an employee birthday celebration currently taking place in the office breakroom.

 

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Oh my god

I feel personally attacked

gotta ask my mum bro

He reminds me of someone . . . Oh wait it's me

Man tells himself that saying “Yas” technically isn’t saying “yes” and so his record still stands.

Just more weak humor. Makes me wanna vomit.

some yesses include: 'yeah, maybe'

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“Who’s gonna be there?”

I fucking hate people like this.

Why drag me like this

The reality is that he's a D&D freak & has role a double natural to do literally anything when asked.

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If you do this STOP

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If he’s married he doesn’t have to. The wife will say yes. The real skill comes in getting out of that!!!

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Legend

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Yeah. That's me.

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'If Nothing Better is Going On, I Just Show Up and Hope There's Enough Food.'

Tentatively liking this

allahpundit At least he's been invited to something...

100% of the time my response is 'I'll let you know' and then I don't let 'em know.

maybe

More birthday cake for me then.

sounds like fun, I’ll get back to you!

Made In Taiwan Bradley Cooper is just grateful for the work and Twitter exposure.

goals

Brendinid

I hate those people

my hero

*noncommittal grunt*

Binary absolutes are unnatural and not to be trusted, much less committed to...

not even for family

Those people are truly the worst.

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I'm in this picture and I don't like it

Admirable skill

Same.

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King

Hero

Talented

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