Man Flattered Spam Caller Believes He Has Car, House, Savings Account To Defraud

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HOUSTON—Pleased by the scammer’s presumption that he had a net worth greater than zero, local man Connor Franklin told reporters he was flattered that the spam caller he spoke with Thursday appeared to believe the 31-year-old had a car, house, and savings account to be defrauded of. “It was so kind of him to give me…

greater than zero, local man Connor Franklin told reporters he was flattered that the spam caller he spoke with Thursday appeared to believe the 31-year-old had a car, house, and savings account to be defrauded of.

“It was so kind of him to give me the benefit of the doubt like that, calling me out of the blue and then proceeding with his hustle as if I were a person who had assets worth exploiting,” said Franklin, adding that it was just nice to pick up the phone for once and hear from someone who not only called him sir, but treated him like a person accustomed to a lifestyle in which such honorifics were bestowed upon him routinely.

 

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Hey, if someone wants to steal my identity, I sure hope they do a better job of paying my bills than I do!

He must be living with his parents i guess

Good luck, spam caller. I don't have a phone either.

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Find someone who sees the values in you like a spam caller does

That's it! Changing the name of the band: man flattered spam

woman flattered too

My credit score is my identity protector.

Ask spam caller if his mother knows he is a criminal.

Must be not using Samsung android phones

I always take it as a compliment

👏👏 🐒🐒🐒🐒 I wrote this in my head a long time ago . . It was a true story. I should publish the chat with my fraudster. 👏👏👏👏👏

“Are you Taddy Mason? I can clear out my morning to evening schedule for a brief chat”

never gave you permission to write this article about me…

What?! My car's warranty is about to expire?

Love to be pampered & wanted, scammers should try asmr

I felt that...

flip the script on the clowns

'You should've called me before I invested in crypto.'

I told a spam caller that I have neither a landline nor a mobile phone - all went quiet for several seconds then ‘ok sorry to have bothered you’ 🥸😩

The vehicle service department really wanted to talk to me today too.

Alt version of this could be: Man Flattered Spam Caller Believes He Speaks Chinese

This hit close to home

I remember getting voicemails about mortgages and life insurance when I got my first job, at 16. Do these robot calls know their demographic?

Asking the kidnapper what made them choose you energy

He was excited to get a call that wasn’t from a bill collector.

Sorry, Prince of Nigeria calling from Abbottabad, but the home-grown Boomers and their hedge fund managers got to me long before your did.

I always tell them to pay no heed to the chewing sounds for I am at present 'supping upon a croque monsieuer & grey poupon whilst chatting with a lingerie clad Margot Robbie.'

NGL...I am always flattered anyone might want to steal my financial identity. Joke would most definitely be on them....

Joke is on you. I got nothing.

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