Man Always Self-Sabotaging By Working To The Best Of His Ability

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CENTENNIAL, CO—Explaining how he frequently went against his own interests by trying as hard as he could, sources close to local database developer Patrick Ryan confirmed Monday that he was always self-sabotaging by working to the best of his ability. “Pat has so much potential, but he keeps kneecapping himself by putting his heart and soul into everything he does,” said Tala Simmons, Ryan’s coworker at Bridgemeyer Marketing Services, who described how the man had continually sullied his reputation among their supervisors by attempting to do his job thoroughly and conscientiously. “It’s hard to watch Pat holding himself back by pouring his every last ounce of his talent into projects. It’s not just at the office, either: The guy has a family, and he keeps fucking things up at home by setting a high standard for himself and making a commitment to uphold it. I don’t know what kind of world he thinks he’s living in, but he’s really setting himself up for failure.” Sources went on to report that Patrick’s brother Lawrence, on the contrary, was absolutely thriving in both his career and personal life by not giving a shit.

 

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jjjinvesting Yup. Working hard gets you jack shit.

That's why you should diligently do half-assed work to save energy for the weekend.

Why you callin me out?

That’s me 😂

Must have come from one of those ‘Shithole’ countries.

I always give 110%

My life story... Learning to stop now, thank goodness!!

Finally, representation.

Gotta be careful

President Who?

Every sociopath knows the most effective form of hard work is having an underling do it for you.

Me and my son were put out about a month ago by someone we were staying with, I’ve been trying my best to make ends meet but I’ve hit a dead end I have no more money and no help my cash app is $mcrawford14 to send directly anything helps

god that me

Story of my life, lol.

. Well I only have an Ipad, so it must be the fraud with the Mac computer in Omaha or somewhere else

this is true

Take this down. It's me and I didn't approve it.

If no one is tearing me down so I can learn then I must do it to myself.

What a goober

Well that's what you get when your best is telling black people they're not black unless they vote for you

Once again the onion skillfully cuts right down to the bone

...fuck

mardjeau if this ain't you 😤😤😤

How dare he

Praxis

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