Man Always Makes Sure To Put Phone On Silent Before Misplacing It

Smartphones, Technology, Vol 55 Issue 08

Man Always Makes Sure To Put Phone On Silent Before Misplacing It

Smartphones, Technology

2/18/2020

Man Always Makes Sure To Put Phone On Silent Before Misplacing It

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Big mood. The most relatable source in news. And I thought you were only posting satiric articles. Or you can get ahead of the game and never have the sound on at all Stop calling me out Onion man . 'The same kind of people always behind the silent but deadly farts, my studies found, whoever this man is' I have done this.

wtf is that thing ? There are now apps that help with that. Send the message to the phone and it will alarm until you find it. I’d feel way more attacked by this if I ever took my phone off of silent I hear that!

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Phones should let you set up a code so you can call it and deactivate the silent feature. I find that practice a bit risky, you may still be able to locate it with the help of vibration. That's why I always recommend setting phones to airplane mode for a more complete phone misplacing experience. I feel personally attacked.

Misplacing... With Care Nobody wants to hear that is that kitkat Meeeee The phone vibration noise is ultrasonic to the human ear. It can be heard up to 10 miles away. Even if it didn't go off📲 Him too?

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