Man Always Makes Sure To Put Phone On Silent Before Misplacing It
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Big mood. The most relatable source in news. And I thought you were only posting satiric articles. Or you can get ahead of the game and never have the sound on at all Stop calling me out Onion man . 'The same kind of people always behind the silent but deadly farts, my studies found, whoever this man is' I have done this.
wtf is that thing ? There are now apps that help with that. Send the message to the phone and it will alarm until you find it. I’d feel way more attacked by this if I ever took my phone off of silent I hear that!
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Phones should let you set up a code so you can call it and deactivate the silent feature. I find that practice a bit risky, you may still be able to locate it with the help of vibration. That's why I always recommend setting phones to airplane mode for a more complete phone misplacing experience. I feel personally attacked.
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