Man Always Makes Sure To Put Phone On Silent Before Misplacing It

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And I thought you were only posting satiric articles.

Or you can get ahead of the game and never have the sound on at all

Stop calling me out Onion man

. 'The same kind of people always behind the silent but deadly farts, my studies found, whoever this man is'

wtf is that thing ?

I have done this.

There are now apps that help with that. Send the message to the phone and it will alarm until you find it.

I’d feel way more attacked by this if I ever took my phone off of silent

I hear that!

Phones should let you set up a code so you can call it and deactivate the silent feature.

I find that practice a bit risky, you may still be able to locate it with the help of vibration. That's why I always recommend setting phones to airplane mode for a more complete phone misplacing experience.

I feel personally attacked.

Nobody wants to hear that

Misplacing... With Care

The phone vibration noise is ultrasonic to the human ear. It can be heard up to 10 miles away. Even if it didn't go off📲

Meeeee

is that kitkat

Him too?

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