Man Always Gets Little Rush Out Of Telling People John Lennon Beat Wife

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NEW ORLEANS—Explaining that casually dropping the little-known fact into conversations “never gets old,” local man Derek Matheson told reporters Monday he always gets a bit of a rush from informing others that John Lennon physically abused his first wife, Cynthia Powell. “Seeing the looks of shock, disbelief, and sadness on people’s faces after I mention that John Lennon couldn’t control his rage and regularly hit women is just such a treat,” said Matheson, who reportedly derives a measure of satisfaction from planting discomfort in the minds of his acquaintances, coworkers, and even strangers at social gatherings by bringing up the biographical detail about the widely beloved musician and peace activist. “I’m always listening for someone to make a comment about the Beatles, and when it happens, I’m ready to jump in and say that not only did John Lennon beat his wife, but he beat his son, too, and that he even admitted to it on multiple occasions. It’s always a nice little thrill.” Matheson added that if people were already aware of the songwriter’s violent side, he also delights in stating that Matthew Broderick killed two women with his car.

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whoisluella

I mean, it's better than being an actual fan of John Lennon

Nothing wrong with what two consenting adults do in their free time.

is this shit your job

Kb_1888 me

John should have been a drummer! “He can’t be beat!”

In a race?

'john lennon beat wife'

You mean 'Imagine' all the people~~~ . . . . . . knowing John Lennon beat Yoko, Cynthia and son Julian.~~~

I know, I do it too

Beat his wife to the bathroom after a long night of drinking.

It's so much fun ruining things that bring people joy

why else would they name the band that

Spar_kie did you know that john lennon beat his wife

Well, someone has to stop 'Imagine' from happening before it's too late

To be fair, he wasn't proud of it, and it was john rather than Cynthia who brought it up. Doesn't excuse him, but he had the decency to admit it.

Imagine all the people, taking their own advice... u u u dee dee dah

Serious sugar baby needed dm

All the news that’s fit to print. I still love the onion.

Was also a homophobe and an anti-semite.

Also: Man Always Gets Little Beatle Out Of Telling People Geddy Lee Rushed His Wife

Have you seen Yoko?

It’s me!

John Lennon was the Beatler.

He gotta act woke to get laid.

A good, decent, sane person could not have written “Imagine”

Shit, I'm that guy.

I don’t see what Rush has to do with this.

Zachthewriter

MasterTiff1

fish22dry but with Bing Crosby

SaifQuadri

Onion Intern Always Gets Little Rush Out Of Reposting John Lennon Article

The picture for this goes so well. We all know the type.

George Harrison still the best Beatle

Fun guy for your party.

Yeah - Bob Marley too!

Didn't stop Chris Brown's career. Even got a tattoo of Rihanna's beat-up face.

'I really like The Beatle-' 'JOHN LENNON BEAT HIS WIFE!!!!'

Hue- more?

Upon hearing this, I yelled out “Oh NO”

KingTeridax They wrote an article about you

Someone should beat “the onion”. Into soup.

JohnnyRolph

“Lennon was a wife beater so The Beatles don’t deserve their legacy.”

they’re recycling news articles

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