Earl was always a dick
Was her name Izma?
She named him Earl, what’d you expect?
Goodbyeeeeee Earrrrrrrl, had to get a Dixie Chicks reference in
And stories like this are why I just can’t decide whether or not I should get a pet llama.
Did earl have a hat?
Carl that kills people carl
Just wait til she gets home from jail...
She is being charged for killing her own animal that attacked her Capitalism.
Prison
luisjgomez real ass dude of the week candidate?
iF tHe lLamMa hAd a GuN hE wOuLd hAvE LiVeD
Goodbye, Earl.
I’d like to hear what earl had to say for himself
Louisiana Woman scares the $!+ out of Florida Man.
Funny how you say the name of the lama but whenever someone gets shot by the cops it’s just black man
ardoyle94 are y’all turning into Florida?
Save the drama for your mama llama! You should have been armed too, Earl. RIP.
So this will be investigated as a llamacide.
Louisiana have you been hanging out with Florida again?
This would have been an awful plot for an episode of 'My Name is Earl'
JeffPassoltFOX9 What do llamas taste like?
That's my natural reaction to llamas as well.
Lady, it wasn’t personal. Just feed it and don’t get close enough to get attacked.
So if your prone to letting your animals piss you off I’d suggest not getting a llama. Because...Llamas.
Might be my favorite headline ever written
Louisiana version of me too movement
cormbreab1
Dante- Who are these that must wear clothes of steel wool, swimming in animal sputum for all eternity? Virgil- This circle is reserved for those who committed atrocities against the Lama Glama.
Poor Earl.
If only there'd been a good llama with a gun....
'I am Llama, don't call me Earl'.
himynameisjemma why would she do such a thing?
The llama, however, is suspected of attacking Jussie Smollett.
Earl prefers the Andes and alpacas 🦙 not cool
Sadly, the MSM won’t give this the attention it deserves
She returned with a gun? She sucks.
Thoughts and prayers. That is the solution for gun violence against pets as well right?
No one tell cormbreab1 of this atrocity.
ladymomrb Lordy...
These domestic issues can escalate quickly
I can’t 👀
That shows why you should never have a llama named Earl
No real news this morning?
This is why we can’t have nice things
I pray Earl recovers and that bad woman goes to prison for attempted murder
Rip cormbreab1
Statement from the llama family:”We all know where you sleep Madeline!”
As Ozzy sings, “llama I’m coming home...”
How the fuck did she get Earl
Earl deserved better than this
Horrible.
Well, hell. If'n you can't shoot your own damn llama, what can you shoot?
So THAT is what the dixiechicks song Goodbye Earl was about! Haha!
Big hitter, the llama.
Stupid Earl... taking his spittle to a gun fight...
Llama drama?
That'll teach the bastid..
😒
we could really go without some of your 'news' stories. thanks.
Is that illegal?
Honestly that sounds legit. Llamas are vicious when they feel like being vicious
She held Wanda's hand as they worked out a plan And it didn't take 'em long to decide That Earl had to die, goodbye Earl Those black-eyed peas, they tasted alright to me, Earl You're feelin' weak? Why don't you lay down and sleep.
FrasierSein Lets go out to the Lake, Earl. We’ll pack a lunch
Slow news day?
FrasierSein It was probably Tina.
She could’ve rehomed him. She sounds truly unhinged.
Referring to a male llama as a him is where we are at today as a society.
If only Earl had a gun and thumbs.
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