According to a multitude of spectators present at Houston’s Minute Maid Park, the total dipshit was observed frittering away the vast majority of the narrow window of time in which he was displayed on the ballpark’s video board, seemingly unaware that tens of thousands of people were waiting for him to wave, smile, give a thumbs-up, or just do“Oh, you have got to be kidding me,” said ticket holder Scott McDowell upon spotting the unidentified idiot featured on the large high-definition monitor...
Several reports verified that the clueless bastard continued to zone out like he wasn’t on the fucking Jumbotron despite efforts by a nearby individual attempting to alert the numbnuts by lighting tugging on his shirt, a man popping his head into the video screen frame and sticking out his tongue, and the growing roar of the entire goddamn crowd.
Furthermore, countless individuals pointed out that no one else who had previously appeared on the screen over the course of the ongoing break between the fourth and fifth innings needed any help doing what you’re supposed to do when you’re lucky enough to get on the big board.
“Come on, genius, get your shit together,” onlooker Natalie Salinas told reporters moments after a brightly colored “Look Up!” text overlay appeared beneath the unobservant moron’s simulcast image. “It’s been almost 10 seconds now, and he’s just lounging around like we’ve got all damn day for him to give us a wave and maybe a quick wink. Well, we don’t.
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caglers
He realized just as he was aboit to pick his nose, so its really a glass half full situation. perspective
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Local dumbfuck looks to his right in search of camera, when it is clearly to his left
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Orange is the new dumb...
And that's because he was grabbing his nuts.
Broke: Waving at the jumbotron Woke: Waving at the camera
Therealmarkr
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In his defense, he’s been apprehensive ever since he kissed the wrong person on the kiss cam last time he was there. Aside from the thicker mustache, the man he kissed did look a lot like his wife. So it wasn’t entirely his fault. He’s been shook ever since.
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Lol.
What's that advertisement about Meth? Asking for a friend.
Oblivious cam.
Then bores every other dumbfuck with his story about the day he was on the Jumbotron.
Best headline ever
Booooo!!!!!!
A disgrace to society
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