Lipstick-Covered Water Bottle Clearly Got Some Action Last Night

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Yummith

Just the tip..

Action where, exactly? It can't be just the mouth. 😄

It appears this bottle may be gender fluid.

Yeah some chick wearing lipstick frank a bottle of water. It’s a bottle of water that’s what you’re supposed to do.

NICE!

Walk of shame...

A fucking water bottle is getting more action than me

WAP invasion?

I wanna be that water bottle

That’s not lipstick.

Must be nice.

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