Lazy Family Has Kept Daughter’s Room Exactly The Same As It Was Before She Died
BALTIMORE, MD—Noting an unfortunate lack of will power and determination, sources confirmed Monday that local family the Johnsons were so lazy that they had kept their daughter’s room exactly the way it was before she died. “It’s easy to procrastinate, and you can always get distracted by stuff like the memorial…
the Johnsons were so lazy that they had kept their daughter’s room exactly the way it was before she died. “It’s easy to procrastinate, and you can always get distracted by stuff like the memorial services and funeral arrangements, but at a certain point,
you have to just bite the bullet and check it off your to-do list,” said neighbor Francine Ito, confirming that the shiftless parents evidently couldn’t be bothered to even toss out the hair ties or thebottleof water on the bedside table of their deceased daughter, Erica. “They could at least pick up some of the bath towels and dirty laundry. It’s really a pity because,
with just a little effort,they could easily turn it into a nice little office or exercise area Read more: The Onion »
I think the topic is so depressing that slapping “lazy” on it and all the characters in the story being sad is an uneven balance thank you the onion i needed a good cry 😭 Wow you’re really plumbing the depths with this one. unfollowed pick up the teddy BEAR!!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jesus. No. This one is cruel. You’re wrong for presenting this as satire. Something like this could send a grieving parent spiraling out of control. This is so very wrong. The perfect time to delete it from existence is now. Dick move.
I really like this one. Reminds me of 80s darkwave. You’re supposed to be funny and ironic, and this is neither. Do better. This was a joke in I’M GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA.
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Did you steal this from the Babylon Bee ? Conservatives calling dead people lazy my mom clean my bros room, so i guess not everyone does this This isn't funny, dark humor or not. There are just some places not worth going for a laugh…. That’s why you’re not winning nothing: you’re still believing these lies.
Everybody grab a chair 😅🤣 well that took one hell of a turn Turn on the lights. It got really dark in here.
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Wow - unfollowing The Onion. They're going to be so happy with this, They can go in her room and enjoy their memories in her filthy pigsty. This isn't funny, this is heartbreaking. (Yes, I know it's fiction.) The sequel headline: “Woke Twitter User Thinks Their Opinion About Tasteless Joke Matters” They are obeying their daughter's last wish. She also played that guitar 3 times, and got bored, her bf never did want Maggie to get good at Nothing!
Damn. Someone in the office is having a bad day and wants everyone to know it. Lol Funny, stupid isn’t any good anymore because reality is funnier and stupider anymore. Give it up! I'm going to call this one a weird swing and miss
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But she knew where everything was. Yikes. Goddamn, guys Ooof. The closer. ;) “Ito added that she supposed she shouldn’t judge since her own husband had been moldering in her basement for weeks.” wow smh Ewwwwww. Onions are supposed to make you cry after all I mean awful, but hilarious.
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