I'm going to start selling these
This is satire, they did it to save on water.
Wouldn't stop the fakirs
Better yet?! Sober blades of grass!! 💯🙏
SylverOwO tbh at this point I'd believe it was real if I didn't know what the onion was hostile architecture is a menace to society
Did they dip the spikes in poison ?
Round them up and ship them to Florida.
They should go sleep on the responsible party’s frount porch.
Misconstrued municipal acupuncture treatment
there's no grass in los angeles
c.c. hostiledesign
this is supposed to be a satire page i thought 👀
At least they have a little lagoon over there
Mountain Lions patrol the parks for homeless people and nearly dispose of them as well.
damn
good way to thin down the population of ultimate players too.
Where the satire?
Thank God for this I wrote to my senator about the homeless sleeping in the park and after I got arrested for trying to evict them, it's nice to see a good, God fearing man win this battle against the homeless.
I am sure the homeless will make it work for them. Piss on it long enough and it will rust the whole field and they can continue using it again.
What about fakirs?
hostiledesign
MayorFrey this is satire don't do it
😂😂😂😂😂
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