Peace in the Middle East! „He went to Jared“ cooed Benjamin Netanyahu about Trump‘s use of his unbiased son-in-law‘s solution to the thorny problem. „I couldn’t find Eric“ the President explained.
finally both sides are benefitting
Thought it was promised LAND
Finally they can catch a break
Oh, but you didn't mention they will get water wings!
It's where the Philistine god Dagon lives
So that's an Israeli reservation?
Hilarious article. Bravo
SNOPES SHOULD INVESTIGATE THIS I SWEAR TO YOU THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE THAT SHARE THIS THINKING ISSA REAL THING AND A LOT OF PEOPLE SEEM TO BELIEVE IT HONESTLY FOR REAL I AM SHOOK WE HAVE A LOT OR WORK TO DO
Sadly, that is exactly what they believe.
The moving party:
Too real 🎯
Let me be clear: I have absolutely no power whatsoever.
One of the books he read was The Winning of the West(bank).
Now do the one about drinking babies blood! Hilarious satire is hilarious.
This Waterworld prequel is weird
Who cares what he thinks?
Bring your life jackets
Via catapult.
Ocean front property
Kushner added that as a further concession to the Palestinain people, the plan would include a four-year freeze before Israelis could annex the Mediterranean and drive the Palestinians into the Atlantic Ocean.
Weird because it’s actually the Arabs who started multiple wares to push us into the sea. But ok, the Palestinians don’t want statehood because it’s not enough for them. We get it.
Fact check please on this snopes After seeing your coverage of TheBabylonBee I’m pretty sure that this is how it works?
Gee, it might be funny if it wasn’t the actual policy of the Jordanians living in Israel who call themselves Palestinians. Serious question asking for a friend- isn’t this the policy of m OS l E m s in general? Check out TheBabylonBee for actual funny stuff.
Impressively stupid satire
wow this is weak stuff from the onion
Yeah this deserves a RATIO
Regular reminder that Palestinian leadership has been explicitly stating since Israel's founding that the only outcome they'll settle for is the destruction of the state of Israel and the purging of all Jews from the holy land.
The problem with your disgusting take is this is what the Palestinians want to do the Jewish People.
philosophicart Now we’re talkin’!
Perfect spot for them
You cannot deny the view is fantastic!
That's funny because you are projecting exactly what the PA, Hamas and the PLO have stated for decades.
cameron_kasky lbj wanted to put Israel in Texas.
hash_tigre This is the Zionist vision 'push all Palestinians into the sea!' repackaged
You know the Palestinian’s officially declared intent is to drive the Israelis into the sea? What’s makes this satire funny is how obtuse the author of it is.
Kushner added, 'Take it from me, up on the shore they work all day. Out in the sun they slave away. While you'll be devotin' full time to floatin'...under the seaaaaaa'
You used to be funny. What happened?
You triggered the holocaust denying zionist with this one.
Just like that!
That would be ironic given the official Hamas policy is to push the Israelis into the sea. It takes a real POS to try to parody that by reversing responsibility. This is why the Babylon Bee has the parody business locked up these days and no one refers to The Onion anymore.
Oof, this is bad satire
Yeah...that’s the stated goal of the PLO and it’s ilk
Good
Hmmmm….ok....well...….let me try to explain.....the reason this one misses the mark is that turning the Mediterranean Sea red with Jew blood has been the stated policy of the Palestinian leadership. Not your best work.
cameron_kasky In separate news, Ivanka Trump has acquired new trademarks for Trump's Ocean Arm Floaties.
Pull themselves up by their own boatstraps.
Weird, America’s left and Palestinians would prefer all Israelis to be dead
Beautiful flat horizon!
Also funny considering Israel is offering them over double the area that they have now when in reality they are entitled to zero land. Israel really shouldn’t offer them anything, especially considering the top occupation of these islamists is to be a terrorist and killer
Fish need to eat to.
So Kushner is adopting HAMAS’ official policy towards Israel then?
The is exactly what those arabs say about Jews, so you’re poking fun. Your content is trash now.
This will inspire some people to search key words like 'Palestinians' 'Israel' and 'into the sea'. That's when things get weird.
What’s funny is that this is actually the real life Palestinian position of driving the Israelis into the sea. reallife
cameron_kasky Liar, time will tell.
cameron_kasky
just got to make sure that theres no oil there, or theyll have to relocate them to another generous swath of the Mediterranian.
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