The Onion has degraded in humour along the same trajectory as SNL and the sorts. Such a shame.
'Merry chrismas to your wife john John you don t have a wife? Than to your girlfriend.. No? Boyfriend? Oh you are not gay? Huh i need to go out more i speak way to much to myself'
Your family is still dead, right?
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