Kid With Coronavirus Gets Classmates To Sign His Lungs

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God I wish that were me

Yay!! Finally a headline that probably won't come true! 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

HotelWholesome

Omg

With permanent marker?

I read this as ‘sing his lungs’ and honestly I’m okay with that.

I bet only his friends and cool kids get to sign his lungs...

ChasFleury

That’s terrible!😂

Holy shit..ha ha ha

Someone at the onion got paid to make this image

The only reliable news source

That very thoughtful of them.

abcDosdos the headline is killer

Haters will say it’s photoshopped

Holy fucking hell, are people really crying 'where's the empathy' under this? Are they that that brain-dead?

Very hard for the Onion to get 'over the top' anymore in the world of realDonaldTrump but you might have succeeeded

I miss the 'bad photoshop parody' era of The Onion, thanks for thinking about me.

😂😂😂😂

THE PICTURE

meme_messiah_ Hol upppppp

This is hilarious! 😆😂

'Mom's throwing Rona Parties, It's a social activity where children are deliberately exposed to covid. Such parties were done to, 'get it over with,' or because it is believed covid is less severe than covid as an adult. In hopes to open schools sooner'... Try harder

FluffyPawed This popped up on my twitter it looks funny but that image is terrifying

best onion thumbnail I’ve seen in a while

Exactly! Ridiculousness shouldn't keep schools closed! MAGA 4 Ever!

10/10 photoshop

Jessie sign me?

Do they get to keep his lungs if he dies?

I just found out you people are fake news and you should stop posting

I hope they used a non-toxic marker! 😉😀

Finally, a positive story!

Not funny! What if one of them drops the marker?

This is the opposite of social distancing.

you_nice9 ging ging!

Hope they use a sharpie and not a mechanical pencil... 😱

Truly Photoshop’s finest hour

_adriancastro_ _BlankCzech_

And in a couple months we'll get the feel-good stories about students sending stickers for their classmates’ ventilators

RyanCBS4 Kids these days get a bad rap... but man this is the heartwarming story I needed today.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Seandood I can’t with this damn photo 😂

It was hard to find a spot because Covid's signature was everywhere.

What is this lmfao

Why did you make this?

hope he sanitized and washed his hands with clorox before plunging his arm into the kid's lungs

The picture is so much worse than the comment! Lol

... okay very funny, who drew a penis?!? 😡🤬😔

Just give him the Hallmark card that plays the song Breathe by Anna Nalick when opened. Someone will inexplicably write have a Happy Birthday in it too.

Fake news humans don’t have lungs, liberal conspiracy from the Argonian Papa Johns

is just a low energy version of TheBabylonBee

Hahah 😄

man, his gag relax must be gone

Great. Now he's tasted human flesh. He will destroy us all!

Koroshiya 1

This is fine.

AXECOP The Bee v Onion photoshop arms race is getting out of hand

Do you use an AI to generate your articles? That would explain so much.

I know this is fake because kids are immune.

I laughed, sue me.

Touching expose

Rg2112 😂

wow I thought The Onion was satire

Bro

TweetAtMebrro

not my proudest fap

😫😫😫

You act like this isn’t normal

damn

Couldn't they take a UV flashlight there too? Clorox?

That’s just cursed

Wtf 😂

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