Kamala Harris Reminds Self Not To High-Five Cops During Memphis Trip

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What the fuck.

Was this supposed to be funny? 🤮

As usual, out comes KHive assuming any criticism of BlueTeamBlackGirlBoss makes you racist and/or sexist.

No

What is wrong with you?

This ain’t it

I wouldn't think a Chive was the more mature member of the onion family. Then you go and do this unwitty, unclever, racist, and base sh*t. Guess I should chive on.

You are trash!

Racism is not cute or funny.

My friends, you may need this

Aides were unable to confirm if she was advised to not do awkward cackling with said cops

I used to like you.

This is terrible how could you post something like this! Didn't you know as Attorney General Kamala helped struggling families and their children be able to stay in school See for yourself, look up 'Kamala Harris truancy', you'll see!

THIS is the kind of thing the onion is supposed to be doing. More of this.

Clowns

Oh look

Wow this is so disrespectful when she was there as a guest of the family for a funeral

You laugh now, but wait until she's the law & order President.

proud of our VP for being herself and doing a great job despite bullshit like this 💞

This racist s h I t is not what I expected from you. This is reprehensible

Love The Onion. But this is a bad bad joke, especially during Black History Month.

Nothing of interest to say? Make some shitty attack at a Black woman. That always gets a laugh.

PatTheBerner When the Establishment chooses one of the worst candidates to fill their little diversity box! VP is a bloody joke, but then they already knew that!🙄🤣

Folks really just can't allow us to enjoy our month huh? Like it really bothers tf outta y'all

What is wrong with you

Really,really in very poor taste. You should be ashamed.

Being racist, during Black History month, about our first Black woman VP. You guys are disgusting.

What is it about Tyre Nichols' murder that's funny to you?

Shut up

The Onion used to be funny when it was a little Midwestern satire paper. Now it's infested with berniebros who are unwitting pawns in the GOP destruction of America.

This is to distract from grifter Bernie charging $100 per ticket to an event promoting his anti capitalism book, isn't it?

you fail, big time.

This is tasteless not funny.

Khive BlueMaga mad!

People on the left have absolutely no sense of humor or irony

Sogreat

Dear Bernie bro onion writers: please talk to anyone outside your Brooklyn friend group

Wow.

Bernie will never be President.

Strong

America’s lowest news source.

😂 ACAB

“You know what’s edgy? Going after the Black VP. When? First day of Black History Month. We’ll post it anonymously.”

The KHive is here and they are TOXIC.

This is fucking vile

You guys used to be funny…..now you’re useless…racists…

I blocked the Onion long ago when it was no longer funny satire but became ugly and bullying. Shame really, I used to love it.

A reminder: racism isn’t funny.

What a shameful, racist trash take. Blocked

Did Chapo Trap House write this for you? I’ve been your fan for 25 years but this is gross and unwarranted.

I love funny jokes. Misogynoir and lies against the first Black woman Vice President of the United States isn’t funny or humorous. Jokes about the horrific murder of this young man by police are disgusting. Bye✋🏻until you fire these sick bros & hire actual comedy writers.

I miss the onion before it tried to be more like the Babylon bee

Damn. Ouch.

Sarcastic? It may be true.

🎯🎯🎯🎯

Cannot believe the DNC installed this prison labor gestapo along with mass incarcerating, welfare smashing Jim Crow Joe in response to BLM

'Anything other than fawning over Kamala is racist' - khive cult

The Onion is complete trash. Not funny anymore. Pathetic

Blocked.

Scumbags

This isn’t it.

They're lmaoing at you, not lmaoing with you.

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kamala stans sounding like GOP cry babies in the comments

Very confused by the comments. How is it racist to call out a cop lover who loves locking up minorities? Kamala is the worst when it comes to policing and race. Look at her track record of locking up minorities at a huge rate.

and just like that... you've shown yourselves to be actual racists and get an unfollow and a mute. i guess you all have it in you, it is only a matter of time before you put it on display.

Go ahead and merge with the Babylon Bee.

Yikes unfollowed

The k-hive has been activated

Did you remind yourself to try not to be racist in February?

Goodbye, onion.

What the actual fuck?

Where is the joke here

Not every event is a good subject for dumb humor.

Who the hell runs the onion? She was personally invited by a family member.

Where are your jokes about this LOSER?

😞

That’s not really cool and also not funny

She was invited to the funeral by the grieving family of a victim of police violence, and this is what you garbage Brooklyn Bros run with? Racist trash.

Kamala Harris: *reduces prosecutions for marijuana* The Onion: *recycling 2017 Bernie Bro tweets* 'She's a cop!!!' Being racist during Black History Month — e.g. mocking a Black VP when the Black victim's family ASKED her to be there — is a choice.

Delete your account

So you're supporting racism and sexism now? How incredibly sad for a once clever site

What is up with you degrading Black girls and women during BlackHistoryMonth ? Remember when you called Quvenzhané Wallis a little a nasty name?

Maybe the Onion can fire it’s racist Bernie Bro writers who aren’t the least bit funny.

You’d be funnier if you weren’t so lazy.

Time to block you. Racism is never funny or edgy.

🖕🏾 Apparently Berniebros work for the Onion. This isn't really satire.

This is f’d up.

You find this funny🤨 Scallion?

Blocking you now.

A little disheartened this vile woman has so many stans.

I bet the losers at onion cried so hard when Bernie flopped harder the second time. Makes me so happy 🥰

Racist Bernie Bros at the Onion need to stop doing this stuff.

This is just appalling. Not funny at all.

NoraKocher

Lotta white people try really hard to care about Black beatings and murders by police, that their greatest collective act against it was to...... (checks notes) Blame it on the first Black woman vice president 😠 While supporting Bernie who told Black boy to just obey cops 🤬

It’s so sad what has happened to the onion. Used to be funny now run by a bunch of racist berners.

Block

Not funny on so many levels. Also, racist AF.

So I won’t be sharing anything from ‘The Onion’ again.

🤣

Poor excuse for a vice president

You are just as Republican as your Republican parents.

Satire sites remind me of FOX - British Tabloids and the Jimmy Dore’s. Insult comedy isn’t that funny.

Too bad Bernie voted for the crime bill.

Oh piss off

Conservative comedy doesn’t work because there’s no ring of truth to it.

Tell me you're racist and full of shit without using 'racist' or 'full of shit'.

Reported this racist trash and blocked you. You're disgusting and hateful.

StopEndWarsNOW They stab the People in the back. They’ll cut your Throat for Mister Charlie, Masonic Black Boule/Divine Nine

Wow. Bad Take. Time to block.

Disgusting article!! Delete!!

I suggest everyone block this racist account.

Not funny

Khive is mad.

Reductress The Onion

No, Onion. Nope. Just no.

Bro.

She's not going to high-five cops... She's there to give them a medal, a bonus, and get some autographs.

I mean, she is a cop, so…

Hey! Yoo-hoo👋👋....yeah, YOU, who has their undies in a bunch....can you point out the....'racism' in the headline?

Brilliant! Remember, she had parents arrested for their child’s truancy.

Horrifying tweet

I periodically forget The Onion is run by a racist white Bernie Bro literally named Chad. Thanks for the reminder during Black History Month with a butthurt sneer at the most powerful Black woman in the world.

cackle cackle

This is gross and grossly unfunny.

She’s a lot like Hilary but 20 years younger but her support is somehow even more artificial and vapid

🎯 The CentristLogic is showing strong- all the Bernie hate in these comments. CentristsDoomedUS and gave us the serial lying Senator from MBNA & the self-declared top cop🤷‍♀️ Let's see how many replies factually discuss any of the sources provided.

This is gross, Onion. Do better.

This is pathetic, even for the onion. Beard bros gonna bro I guess. misogynoir

You used to be satire. Now you’re racist. What a turn.

Maybe spend less time being shit at your job and more time working on losing your virginity?

Bernie is President of the United States of the Iowa caucus.

GFY, with your tired ass misogynist & colonizer opinions.

Gross

Racist. Stupid. Not funny. This so called joke about her being a cop is getting old and tired. She was a DA and Atty General. And it’s VP Harris.

Hey Onion.

There’s a reason that The Onion is a favorite among Boomer white guys.

Yeah, because you know who totally loves and votes for VP Harris? Cops. Sure, yeah.

On brand for a trashy racist organization. Y’all should be ashamed of yourselves

The blatant racism is strong with this post … wow!!!

Ooh looking at the Bernie Bros being racist!

To be extremely racist is so on brand. Keep up the disgusting work

Are you SURE this headline is from The Onion and not The New York Times?

Onion writers being reminded Bernie lost

you guys are racists who support terrorism now, what a fall from grace

yall dont miss!!!

KaoticLeftist The comments

Unfunny and endlessly disrespectful to the Nichols family. Take this down if you have any decency.

Rare miss for .

The Onion had to take a break to diaper their new writers. Sorry, that is an insult to new-borns. Of course they run w racist bernt notions. Their writers used to at least appear to be well educated, last century.

When did y’all turn into a bunch of racists? I guess onions do rot once they have been around too long but this is just pathetic.

The onion really went downhill when the writers room was taken over by trust fund Bernie bros

The folks who think this is funny have bought into the White left's [sic] caricature of Harris. They're doing the work of White supremacy just by being 'edgy' and 'independent thinkers'. It's racist and misogynistic, and deeply not funny.

This is racist and extremely disrespectful to Tyre Nichols’ mother and the rest of his family and friends. Remember when you used to actually be clever? Instead of cynical and mean with racism, sexism, and ageism?

You don’t even try to be funny any more, it’s just all grievance signaling, exactly like conservative “humor.” It’s pathetic.

If your goal was to keep getting worse, I guess you’ve made it. Nice racist nod to Black History Month.

Onion failed to remind itself not to high five racists when attempting to be funny.

Bernie lost again. And again. Your racism and misogyny won’t change that your old white racist grandpa lost.

Racism is so edgy

Y’all decided to be racist on Black History Month?

Waay too 'on the mark.' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

There’s zero difference between The Onion and The Babylon Bee. But I know you’re run by Bernie bros so I don’t really expect anything different at this point.

Wtf is wrong with you people?

Bernie lost lmao Hope it hurts

LMAOOO

My favorite weed smoking cop who listened to Tupac in 1980.

Look at all the pissed off blue maga in the comments lmao

It’s so funny seeing how utterly furious the KHive is even though they won

Delete your account.

😂

Please guys just miss once

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LMAOOOOO

anything that triggers the KHive is 👌

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You have activated the KHive. Please come out with your hands up.

I love how all the leftists who think this is funny are white.

davidminpdx Really? Come on.

Another news clown own goal. SO TRIGGERING

This looks like a shot out of breaking bad 💀

🎯

Damn, this one splits the left in half.

not even close to being funny.

Please just miss once

Bit tone deaf but onion is always weird about Blacks.

ooouuuuucccchhhhh I can smell that a bernie bro wrote this

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