Just a Few Questions About this Horny-Ass Video of Men Eating the Peach

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On Friday afternoon, I saw a video on Twitter that, to me, ushers in the actual start of the Horny Time, which was unfortunately delayed because of a global pandemic and sundry other forces conspiring against basements begging to be flooded across this great land.

The video in question was shot by Martin Bienaime, a photographer who owns his own agency in Miami. It features a chain of shirtless, oiled-up men squirting whipped cream onto a peach, eating that peach, and then moving on with their day. If my rudimentary description does not sound appealing to you, sexually or otherwise, I urge you to spend one minute of your time taking a gander.The question posed by Bienaime is worthy of careful consideration.

, I find myself incapable of forming any real, coherent answer, specifically because the men in question are extraordinarily attractive, but also, because I have some lingering questions that must be addressed before I tackleTheoretically, I understand the purpose the whipped cream serves, but I wondered’t there and we could see exactly what it do with the mouth. But as Ashley Reese pointed out to me, the whipped cream enhances the experience. Fair point.

the whipped cream obscures the peach, which is a horny butt fruit that, in the right lights, can look like a pussy. The layers of horniness within this video are multifold; the viewer is the peach, but also the whipped cream, but the whipped cream is a distraction that is erotic enough to distract from the main show, which is the peach. What a pleasantly sexual tautological exercise.

 

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