'Jesus, What Is It Now?' Says Man Putting Down Swamp Thing Comic To Answer Phone Call From Wife

Sources say the man told his loving wife "Mmm-hmm" four separate times while continuing to read.

Although several minutes earlier Bogen had been concentrating on a five-panel sequence in which a vampire captures and noisily consumes a rat, the 32-year-old sharply informed the woman he loves and is committed to spending his life with that he was "a little busy."

BLATANTLY TRUE

afburns

DaveRapoza adamteterus

He is one of culture

old cuz it’s true

Did... did I write this?

YakovPettersson pretty sure you like swamp thing

She probably needs a ride home from his friends house.

Lmao

NotFakeNews

Some Body

Been there, King

ComicCanuck

_CSanford

It's-a Seth!!! 😂😂dads_high_again

EwaSR Not sure I'd put down Swamp Thing for a phone call tbh

JeffLemire Stop spying on me!

Very subtle

Why do you hurt me so?

. '.. always pissed me off when my woman interrupted me while painting and talking the little trees'

He's got a wife?

JeffLemire mrmarcoanimoto

It me, only I'm also reading Swamp Thing on my phone

Shes calling from a hotel room with another guy.

JeffLemire Lol...

SLSwydan

it me

_BlankCzech_

...WOMEN!...

Dayaaamber did you snitch on me?!

Man-Thing Swamp Thing

petekanda I know, for a fact, that this is you.

Called out once again... probably not a good thing.

bully_thelsb This article from 2012 contains multiple spoilers of comic books published 35 years ago.

“PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST KILL THIS SPIDER FOR ME!”

Read the whole thing

heh, i totally get it!

How’d you know? Did you hijack my Alexa?

Is this old? I have seen this before

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