JayInslee Just 1 more ring, and he can bring balance to all our lives... Somehow, that seems moronically familiar...
JayInslee To all the negative/haters out there.. 😊
JayInslee No, i think thats the story of MikeGravel
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JayInslee Onion Shmonion jayinslee cease and desist! 🤢
JayInslee deepthroat ✌
JayInslee Sue them Jay!
This is exactly how BilldeBlasio decided to run!
JayInslee Ha!
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JayInslee You joke, but that's literally what happened with MikeGravel
JayInslee I like how winded and long onion headlines are getting. They really are subverting good journalism!!!
JayInslee Raise your hand if you don't get it. 🖐️🙋♂️
JayInslee Investigative report that SteveHa42789777 should consume.
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JayInslee Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Harrrrt!
JayInslee The an-other white guy of the Special Presidential Olympics. With such events as Creative Naming, Catch Phrasing, Truth Altering, MegaNomics, Voter Alteration, and everyone favorite baby moistening.
JayInslee Yea for Jay!
tommatzzie JayInslee I'm a psychologist concerned that many people don't talk about climate change because they simply don’t know how to, so I wrote something about how to have a useful conversation about climate change. Here it is
JayInslee .NSlayton
JayInslee You are a badass.
JayInslee My President
JayInslee MikeGravel he’s stealing your thunder!
JayInslee I think you are on to something big, the green vote and the young vote should be yours- get a stylist like Tim Gunn and you are at the primaries!
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JayInslee It's going to be hilarious if Inslee is elected President and the Onion writer who wrote this posts a tearful mea culpa over humanizing Inslee when he does something not sufficiently socialist.
JayInslee INSLEE 2020: THE POWER IS YOURS
JayInslee Funny! The same thing happened to me. But they just wanted me to buy them beer and nachos. When I refused they banished me to the deepest pit in hell - which oddly enough was where I already was so....
JayInslee Captain planet! He's a Hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero!
JayInslee The writer of this has clearly waited for years to get a Captain Planet joke of some kind into the Onion.
JayInslee This is the absolute dumbest Onion headline ever. Who the fuck is writing this shit? Terrible. The Onion was once a mighty titan of satire. Now it's junk. Fuck!!!
JayInslee Ha.
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Inslee goes all in as the “climate change candidate”Democratic Governor Jay Inslee of Washington is going all in as the 2020 presidential candidate for climate change. He sits down with MSNBC’s David Gura in Iowa. He's wasting his time and our Tax $$$. he's barely registering in the polls. seems more like a vanity project.
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Turning loved ones into soil? Washington becomes first state to allow human compostingGov. Jay Inslee signed legislation Tuesday to approve 'natural organic reduction,' or 'human composting.' The process turns bodies into soil in weeks. pretty sure they turn into soil on their own... SMDH Human mulch That’s not my herb garden, that’s Herb!
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Inslee Releases $9 Trillion Climate PlanJay Inslee, the governor of Washington and a 2020 Democratic presidential candidate, rolled out the second plank of his climate change plan, pledging to achieve carbon neutrality by 2045 and add 8 million jobs to the U.S. economy. What do you think? ого идите нахуй, мнне глубого наплевать Lmfao😂 This seems real - not Onion-worthy satire ..
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Jay Inslee wants to be the climate change president. His record shows what a tough sell that issue could be.The Democratic governor’s environmental initiatives have had a cold reception, even in his blue state. Who? If someone says they care about climate change but won’t consider nuclear power as a way to generate low-carbon energy, they’re not serious about climate change. Last time I checked...climate changes. This is inevitable.
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Composting of human bodies now legal in Washington stateGov. Jay Inslee signed legislation Tuesday making Washington the first state to approve composting as an alternative to burying or cremating human remains. What do you tell the kids? 'Time to compost your Dad!!! Get the farm implements ready!!' Hey mommy, why do these tomatos smell like grandpa?
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State makes human composting legal for 1st time in USWashington Gov. Jay Inslee signed legislation on Tuesday, making the state the first in the country to legalized human composting. He should be the first person to volunteer. 🤨 😐
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2020 Dems join striking McDonald's workers; push for union rights, minimum wage hikeStriking workers for McDonald's join a handful of Democratic presidential candidates in their push to expand union rights and raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour. Minimum Wage should be at least $15 an hour Well how come it took so long for us to get an actual wage of 15 to $20 an hour? And how come the Republicans have been allowed to yes we have job openings but the wages are stagnant and the housing costs are going through the roof what the hell is going on here folks? Should they demand to be paid $100 instead?
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Washington state legalizes ‘human composting’Democratic Gov. Jay Inslee signs a bill into law that will make Washington the first state to permit composting of human remains. When asked to define 'Human Composting,' Trump replied.... oh god no Nope. I'm going to be cremated so that I don't come back as a zombie.
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Who is running for president in 2020?Candidates include Joe Biden, Mayor Pete Buttigieg, Sens. Michael Bennet, Kamala Harris, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, Gov. Jay Inslee and Gov. Steve Bullock. Donald Trump, and then a lot of people who aren't going to win. Take the easy route, give us the list of who isn't. Every mofo in the land
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Michael Cohen tells Congress that Jay Sekulow knew his testimony on Trump Tower was falseThe House Intelligence Committee released a transcript of roughly 15 hours of closed-door testimony from President Trump's former lawyer Michael Cohen This is why the house committees Should NOT get any info and should be stone walled at every turn. All you do is imply that something happened or will happen or may have happened. Nothing but talk, just hoping something will stick, for 2 years. You ready for to do it for another 6? Lol
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