‘It’s Perfect Outside,’ Announces Sweating Woman Slowly Losing Consciousness In Middle Of Heatstroke

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SKOKIE, IL—Visibly sweating under the scorching summer sun, local woman Chloe Baumgartner reportedly announced “It’s perfect outside” Friday while slowly losing consciousness in the middle of a heatstroke. “What a lovely day,” said Baumgartner, who slurred her words as she admired the unseasonably warm June weather, gasping for air in a total state of delirium. “Who could stay inside on a day like this?” the 32-year-old noted, stumbling forward and trying to maintain balance as her vital organs began to shut down one by one. “It just feels so good,” Baumgarnter added, her body collapsing onto the hot pavement. At press time, Baumgartner had succumbed to the elements after cheerfully remarking that there wasn’t a sun in the sky.

 

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she’s the one who wanted to yoga outdoors

Area Women Has Good Tan For Open Coffin Funeral

So true!

'At least it's a dry heat'

Jermzz_ Oh shit valerieofohio

No, “10 degrees warmer” then it would be perfect!

Living in SoCal I know plenty women like this.

My AC unit stopped spinning outside. Now the house is hotter than outside

Me in the summer house right now

Me

My wife

Summer moment

Being outside is overrated.

Perfect weather for a heatstroke 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm not a woman, but this is still me and I'm proud of it

Hahahahahahahaha

positive vibes

Average Arizonan

so when kristin maxwell was talking to me at michael's i had to let her know it would be a little while before I open my booth at the farmers market for a reasoning similar to that. I can handle 'heat' but I can't handle heat especially humid or I pass out.

Caitlin_2215

Swimming season is back!!!!!

Is she vaxxed though

It is perfect weather for a heatstroke

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Look it’s me whenever I try to get TRVVVR to walk to the store with me

Heat strokes are a hoax created by the Big Water Lobby

saving this

😂😂😂

I read heartstroke😂😂.....but that wouldn't make sense because strokes are for brains

Same

We keep finding new ways to thin the herd.

Why is it you never see the people who say they love hot weather outside in the afternoon?

Lol this is my mom from the months of June to September

A heat stroke is the only way a soccer mom can get high

BlueScarletRose

danthaman_man

JacobSidlowski and nobody will be there to stop her fall, because SIX FEET DISTANCE!

All joking aside it is beautiful out there

That was me yesterday. So odd to read something of the sort on the internet. It might've been exasperated by the heat but it was more of a reaction thing. Today, it seems its been deamed necessary to void some of the effects. Wait... Was I talking out loud?

I'd rather be freezing as opposed to sweating my ass off

robertoprs asi me ven ustedes a mi jaja

Sweaty woman ... We can never have nice things

the only way to fool your brain into tricking you are alive is by giving a free hand to your conscience. every live has to respected & represented equally irrespective of the food chain

EMcCurdy93 you.

Wow. So dumb.

I have been savagely burned Miss_Tammy

evil spirits vacate her premises

💯

Love the onion

The planet is trying to boil us off.

Sounds like my wife.

It's a dry heat.

Just like Trump with COVID.

Conservatives about Climate Change

Where’s her mask?

I’ll never get why people love heat so much. I understand being comfortable on a 80 degree day with no humidity, but I instantly melt when it’s hotter and humid. Absolute hell season

JessLConnell this is you!!!

This sounds sad until you realize shes living on Mercury and thats pretty good weather there.

Ha

My grandfather trying to tell us to go outside

Oh don’t even start that

Me! I love summer. ☀️

literally me

Mood

Lolll

Purely a result from boob sweat, quite obviously.

That was my mom when I was a kid, as she shoved us out the door every day of summer vacation.

I am in this photo and yes, it's perfect outside

Saminal_Animal

I'll never understand people who like warm weather. What the fuck is wrong with yall

fionarevilltm

this is you jessicadunne_

smashleyhamer

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