It began with a traffic violation and ended with a woman pulling a gator from her yoga pants

A woman in Florida pulled this alligator out of her pants Tuesday morning during a traffic stop. She also had 43 three-stripe turtles in the car. By Marisa Iati Marisa Iati Email Bio Follow May 7 at 5:33 PM The blue Chevy pickup truck drove west on Oil Well Road, police say, blew through a stop sign and hung a left onto Tamiami Trail in the dark of night, around 3:15 a.m., Monday. Florida sheriff’s deputies turned on their lights and sirens.

The driver, Michael Cody Clemons, told officers that he and his passenger, Ariel Michelle Marchan-Le Quire, were gathering the wildlife together, according to an incident report. There are some animals that people are simply not allowed to possess in Florida, or at the very least, that people can’t have unless they have a permit. Bears, tigers, rhinoceroses and crocodiles are illegal. Cougars, howler monkeys, wolves and cassowaries are fine as long as a permit is obtained.

The sheriff’s office joked about the incident on Twitter: “Not to be outdone by #Floridaman, a #FloridaWoman pulled this alligator out of her pants this morning during traffic stop after being asked the standard ‘Do you have anything else?’” Not to be outdone by #Floridaman, a #FloridaWoman pulled this alligator out of her pants this morning during traffic stop after being asked the standard "Do you have anything else?" She also had 41 3-stripe turtles in the car. @MyFWC responded to take over the investigation. pic.twitter.com/UdZsDBvh9fRead more:Giraffe populations are dwindling. They’re being considered for ‘endangered’ status.

Florida woman at it again

I thought I felt something nipping at me during class. Watch Life On Earth the web series for more:

What is this about? Laws agst exotic creatures.

Great.. and what was it doing in there? Christ on a cracker.. I hate sometimes that I live here.. ugh!

You can tell she's white cos the cops didn't shoot her

Is it in Florida?

Florida gonna Florida

That ain't no alligator that's my damn dog!

lauraapike

Because Florida

Are you happy to see me or is that an alligator in your pants?

Oh come on, who among us haven't done this?

Oh like you’ve never

Too many people who are in need of psychological testing and treatment

Are we just reporting on everyday things now? Like, I tied my shoes....I ate a sandwich....I got pulled over and had an alligator in my pants and scores of turtles. Like...AND?

Want to go to Florida and challenge strangers to pocket alligators at high noon

What the hell is wrong with these people. Leave wildlife alone!! Also, who the hell in their right mind sticks an alligator down their pants? 😒

Florida again?

Ah yes, a pilates-endangered species protector-environmentalist. FLA, folks.

Without even looking, I’m going to guess this is a story out of Florida.......because Florida.

Fffffffffffffffffffffflorida

Yes, but we see a lot of this in Florida so...

“Cougars, howler monkeys, wolves and cassowaries are fine as long as a permit is obtained.” — Florida: it’s like the USA’s own miniature Australia.

Your forgot to type “Florida” as the first word here

And a pair of Crocs.

That’s a change from have you got a gun or just glad to see me quote.

ThisShowStinks

We've all been there.

Strange kinks!

'routine'

Guess where, guys?! You know it in your heart!

Now that's a snappy pair of pants.

A+ headline

I didn't even click on the article and I knew this was in Florida

Girl power!

“A woman in Florida” Well obviously.

And Crocs on her feet?

As you do!

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