, covers the most pressing issues of the day, with front-page stories such as “The Time Dad Saved The Country In Porko Reeco From A Hurricane” and “Dad Again Tops List Of 100 Best American Pretzeldents.” Though fingerprints and smudges rendered much of the text unreadable, the content inside the paper appeared to include obituaries of “dumb Democrats” the boys wished were dead and a comic strip depicting the misadventures of a character called Little Eric.
yelled, “Stop the presses!” after Eric hit him on the arm for saying the younger brother wasn’t old enough to be the newspaper’s editor. The boys then reportedly began wrestling as they argued over whether to lead the edition with the story about their dad being the number-one president of all time or an exclusive headlined “No Moore Choccccolate Milk In White Howse Cafurteria.
Thanks I needed a good laugh this morning! Whoever wrote this was obviously waiting for (and found) the perfect time to release it seeing that Sara Sanders was still press secretary
Their lead reporter
🇺🇸✌🏻&🖕🏼👉🏻DonaldJTrumpJr
Who writes this stuf!🤣🤣
They can write? Wow I had no idea ... said MitchMcConnell
Man, if this how Splatoon is gonna be, then the squid kids have gotten quite inteligent.
For a second I thought that dude was hanging himself...
Elite photo shop skills here.
“Eric, how do you spell ‘neglectful parent’... Is it with two Z’s or just one?”
Mighty big word for them to try and master, newspaper that is.
That's some fine photoshopping right there
They compete with the hand printed Proud Boys Newspaper! Printed by the Proud Boys in their mommy’s basement in crayon!
💀 🤣
Look at those two. They are going to be tuckered out tonight.
The problem with this joke is that it is significantly LESS dumb than the journalism related item Eric tweeted today irl.
Hmmm should I be laughing at this. I sort of like Trump
Haaaaaaaaaahahahaha... The picture... 10/10
Eric and Don Jr. are the Woodward and Bernstein of fake news.
Mr Rogers taught them well.
I wanna see the glory holes.
'You ever bopped your baloney?'
Eric has been killing it lately tbh Funny stuff.
...hey... that looks like... $20 bills coming out the press...
Like they can read.
Very cool
This is fake. Eric isn't allowed pointy things.
Try again.
I don’t think it would be that organized
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