I’m … I’m … gorgeous! Photo: Shinji Sugiura/Kobe University At long last, science has confirmed what we have always known in our hearts to be true: There are two ways out of a frog.
A new study published this week in Current Biology, “Active Escape of Prey From Predator Vent Via the Digestive Tract,” by Shinji Sugiura, a biologist at Kobe University in Japan, focuses on the purgative exodus of a particular water scavenger beetle, Regimbartia attenuata, which, despite the obvious hardship of being swallowed alive by a frog, can soldier ably through several inches of frog gut and induce defecation to be extruded alive, active, and not much worse from the wear.
The tiny shiver of recognition you may be feeling is that of dawning awareness as you realize that, of course, you knew this already because you, like me, are Homo attenuatus — attenuated man , weakened, a scavenger flitting over the cruel face of the earth, currently entrapped by a cruel and nigh-unforeseeable fate — trying bravely to persist in pressing forward.
Do we dare to imagine that a brighter future may be coming? O, happy day! As I’ve always told you, there are two ways out of a frog. Until our deliverance is at last at hand, let us persevere through inch after inch of intestinal darkness, and, when the blessed moment is at hand, remember what is demanded of us. Tickle, tickle!
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