A Tennessee police department is warning residents to stop flushing drugs down their toilet and sinks out of fear they could create"meth gators."
"Now our sewer guys take great pride in releasing water that is cleaner than what is in the creek, but they are not really prepared for meth," according to a Loretto Police Department social media post."Ducks, Geese, and other fowl frequent our treatment ponds and we shudder to think what one all hyped up on meth would do.
I see a Sharknado-like franchise coming
Who flushes drugs down the toilet?
Why does this keep popping up in my timeline 🤣 i dont flush any drugs
bendelacreme Sounds like a Syfy movie in the works.
ke7zum how is one to get rid of their drugs? Meth gaters? Really? who wants a gater anyway. they're dangerous.
I see a new netflix original series on the horizon methgators
Any else curious about what an alligator on math looks like
What about meth snakes , frogs ,fish ,deer, bears , beavers that also drink the water . Why is just gators . Are gators the only animals that do Meth ? Asking for a friend.
CNN your pick of a gator looks like a crocodile. You may want to verify your sources.
...someone write the screenplay, quick!
Among other creatures, Murhaaa
“Instead bring them to the police station”
Smart cop. 😎😀😁🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Judge: You had an option of flushing the pill down your toilet when the police knocked. Me: Yes. Judge: why didn’t you? Me: CNN warned me against. Didn’t want to create methgators. Judge: Meth what? Me: Methgator. Judge: You are sentenced to 10 years in maximum prison.
Gators 🐊 love it!
Why are people flushing away meth? They’ve gone to the time, trouble and cost of buying some illegal drugs and then throw them in the toilet?
Clown news network
Gatorade.
Watching sci-fi movies too much
So the toilet water goes into the marshes?
Fallout
kaleighmichael you were right!
No trump?
Not funny! DON’T FLUSH DRUGS into water ways! GFC! How stupid can ppl be? City water is recycled and antibiotics and other drugs are now showing up in your tap water you dumb fucks! That’s why they chlorinate it, lace it with floride, both are toxins. Pure water is life!
Flush some weed too... it will balance out.
Cannot believe the concentration could be significant and wonder if they metabolize methamphetamines in a way similar to humans anyway.
You're kinda, actually encouraging people...meh godzilla in the making perhaps
And there we have the plot to Crawl 2....
the police has a monitoring system in place to catch those who uses drug illegally. flushing drug down the toilet deceives the monitoring system or complicating the detection system
Ah yes the ever elusive “meth gator” blessed
Oh goodness cnn, this is a week old, you reported news instead of being the propaganda network for TheDemCoalition and Dems you would know this.
Makata tuu
Or...just hear me out... we could keep doing it and see where the turf war takes us in terms of natural selection.
Why is raw sewage draining into local waterways?!?
No wonder why they try to attack us. We flush 💩 in their homes
BREAKING NEWS Linguist: What AOC saying: if we will make garbage 10% better will be still garbage - analogy to USA. MSM manipulators have remarkable lock of comprehension of English or Borderless Crooks in attempt fundamentally to hijack country through deception TheWitcher
They just gave ScyFy channel the idea for 72 new movies
“Meth Gators” coming to theaters near you this fall, from the people who brought you “Sharknado”! Mark my words...
Gator-nado can’t be far off
I Met oh boy
How long before thats a b-movie?
Dear lord! 😧
I hear they are building meth labs in the jungle
Ok! We know already! Smh.
It's a joke FakeNews
What the hell is a meth gator? A gator without teeth? That would be good, no?
I am STILL trying to figure out where are there alligators in Tennessee? 🤔
What if we flush meth users down the proverbial drain - do we get gator food ?
Good story from CNN
First CNN says stop eating meat we're running out. Then climate change and now alligators. CNN will say or do anything for you to watch. Hence low ratings.
😂😂😂
Wow
Trust me, if you’ve ever had to deal with a pissed off alligator, the thought of dealing with a pissed off TWEAKING alligator just brings it to a whole different level.
But MethGators may eat MethHeads! OnlyInTennessee Deplorables Gators
Lol
You should see the fish!!
But they taste so good - the methgators, I mean.
Depending what is prevalent, the crockodile might just hug you
Hmm
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣CNN are methheads!
Yet the federal government requires health care providers to crush controlled substances and rinse down the sink or flush them in the toilet.
This would mean that the sewage goes directly into waterways and NOT into sewage plants where it's SUPPOSED TO GO.
I’m wondering what meth could do too a alligator!!
Who the eff flushes their drugs down the toilet?
This police department needs to be renamed 'Loretto Future Comedy Show Writers and Police Department!'
This is why police should not be in charge of enforcing drug laws. They have zero training in pharmacology or medicine— most departments are staffed by morons that say the kind of ill-formed stuff like this. Drugs should be legally regulated.
blue democrats fleeing into redstates ... dems bring their meth with them... And sadly.,,,. Their vote... too
You missed the opportunity to call them crackodiles 😥
Didn't even realize that they had gators in Tennessee.
You generalize every drug must be methaphetamine. If a gator cosumes cocaine, they become Cocadiles. If Ganja, would be Ganjasuchus. If Marijuana, would be Marie-Crocodecluttersaur.
Sounds like something that would definitely come out of America
OR WE COULD CREATE GODZILLA...... THAT'D BE COOL.
krystleltsyrk 'Loretto Police urge residents to bring in any drugs, including prescription medication, into their offices for proper disposal instead of flushing.'
The things cops say when they’re the ones on the tweak aka meth 😂
Meth gators,,,, i'd like to see that
One happy gator!
Where others see a problem, i see the workings of a blockbuster horror film! MethGatorsFromHell
That’s just meth up....
If the damn cops would stop illegally raiding my house, I wouldn't have to flush my meth down the toilet...
What does a meth gators even looks like
Zombie gators be like, Dammmmm! Meth gators?
How do gators survive a Tennessee winter? Exceptfor the coast, it’s very hard to find a gator north of the nc-sc border. Even then they only live in the se part of nc
What meth user has plumbing?
This could be the next BlockBuster Movie: Meth Gator. Going to GoDaddy to get the rights.
Will the gators pretend to be your friend, call late at night freaking out, lie and say they still have a job, and take all the money from your wallet? That's the scariest part.
djay_mufc I bet this beats methhead squirrel
Are the cops confirming that sewage is drained into the rivers?
MAGA
I’ve known a few folks who did meth. They never flushed their meth unless...
Oh, WTF
lol
What happened to the crystal clear waters Trump was boasting about? Or did he mean crystal meth waters?
Pause... listen your trying a new way to capture clicks...I myself have been found guilty of just reading labels...but the recent headline grabbers have been so fucking disturbing I feel the purge will commence. They eat everything whole,boost metabolism eat more small children.
Heisenbergator
I don't think any self respected drug addict is going to flush anything. Maybe tell the cops not to bust them and scare them by banging on the door saying drug raid! Problem solved! Jezzz! So simple! No meth Gators!
That’s a great band name
That’s methed up.
LMFAO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I saw this happen at Margo Largo once.Not pretty.Only I believe it was Epstein and an underage girl,and there may have been crack cocaine involved.And instead of a sewer he was shoving it down her throat.But otherwise the same thing.
and thats how Gatorade is made
Big_Suke I don't know why but I read this title and thought of you.
I love the film lake placid 😂😂😂😂
That's a BINGO on my Last Days Hellscape BINGO Card. America goes around the world pretending they aren't full of meth addicted white supremacists, making climate change WORSE on purpose because they believe in the second coming. The UN should designate America as a danger.
And that would..?
look obviously this would be horrifying and i don’t want this to happen but come on... this would be an AMAZING disaster flick
😬
bella06695093
lmaoooooooo 👍👍👍Finally something interesting from Fake News 👏👏👏
Yep I am sure there are all kind of people already brainstorming about making that as a movie. 'MethGator' coming at a theatre near you or will it hmm?🤔 😂
How are people supposed to dispose of their meth then?
I doubt Tennessee has that many alligators to start with. Over here in Louisiana it’s a different story.
Well it's hard to keep your good policeman straight. They must deal with gangsters and anything and it's inevitable. Of course it's not conservatives' duty to feed the crocs and it's just an illness.
Yeah like druggies are ethically minded
See, the key here is to not smoke meth.
Have the people flush down some tranquilizers and methadone down as well as well. I don’t know any therapists that will be willing to give the gators counseling unless they are willing to begin rehab
Where u at Netflix
😕🤨
I know the name of my next Super Villain now.
Still waiting for the Meth Gator vs. Crackodile movie.
C'mon, who'd flush drug 'Police!! Open the door!!' Quick, flush it!! But the police said don't flush drugs. 🤣😜👎🏽
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What we should flush? YOUR UGLY FACES THEN ANACONDA WILL SHOW
I’d like to see a meth gator, TBH
I agree, its abuse to the alligators.
Premise of a movie coming to a theater near you.
Super gators.
Did we learn nothing from Street Sharks?
In a previous incident, an entire shipment of desktop calculators was flushed down the toilet, creating ‘math gators’.
Meth gators? Aren't those just University of Florida football fans?
Really
Those elegators will become resistance to drugs they will become very dangerous. STOP DROPPING YOUR MEDS IN YOUR TOILETS.
Really? Okay it’s time for to fly brianstelter to Venezuela and see if he can interview President Maduro. We want this interview
Reminds me of the cocaine bear...
if it’s on meth it won’t be hungry. However it may steal your stuff. 🤷🏻♂️
Smoke them then.
METH GATORS could be the new Sharknado.
I’m all in on meth gators
Did they get this story from the Onion? Seriously?
I bet the aligators have a high tolerance seeing that they are in Florida and all
Because Tennessee.
Patrici99338384 Well, we know who has the meth usage on lockdown 😉
Stop encouraging people to flush drugs down toilets. Meth-Gators sounds cool. Anyway it's the police's fault. If they didn't perform raids people wouldn't have to flush their drugs.
Watch out! AudgeDre
Well we wouldn't want that.
Florida is now officially the scariest place on earth.
Mama says alligators are ornery because they have too many teeth and they don’t have a toothbrush to brush them.
Looks like we have given up on humans when it comes to the war on drugs; gators are now the focus.
If the locals believe them they must be a low brow community...
Stop doing Meth people please. It's real garbage.
If you flush drugs down the toilet chances are you could less about meth gators
We have totally lost the war on drugs; the gators are now all we are worried about.
And btw if cnn is running this story potus must be golfing.
Yeah wouldn’t want a bunch of real skinny gators with bad teeth and acne.
Can’t wait for the movie 🎥 to come out
There’re alligators in Tennessee? 😬😬😬😬😳😳😳😳
I prefer methed out gators, because they have no teeth.
SYFY next movie should be meth gators!
newsroom = dumbasses This is another example or poor reporting & fakenews! 1. The editors have never realized zero alligators live in Tennessee 2. Shoal Creek which is a city referenced in article is located in Alabama 3. Did this come from brianstelter? slander
Methgators Do you really think they will be agressive after it?
Just send the meth gators to Congress
Yeah, I can see that.
CrocHeads!
NateSkaate methgators MEHHHHHHHHHHHTH
Interesting.
Didn’t the police department come out and say this was a joke?
More fake news
Hahahahaha. CNN. Why don’t you go there and report !! Take the whole office !! Just stand there and wait. Make stuff up. Like usual. Maybe like Godzilla Aliens ? And get rescued by Spider-Man. Yes. Go do that.
Maybe if Tennessee police would stop raiding drug dealers they'd stop flushing.
Biology. Chemistry. Learn that.
Why is it always gators? Don't the turtles and the beavers get all rocked up too?
😆😆😆😆😆😆 True story!!!
Guys I’m pretty worried about poop gators
If it was using meth it would have no teeth and begging for change
We are the meth gators.
very original
But then they won't have any teeth and will be really skinny with no appetite ... that should be a win/win. 🤣🤣
Wtf
AOC blamed this on climate change
And Meth Geese!
Straight pipe has a new meaning. sewertrout tofarnorth cnn poo
Well that's the best damn thing I'll read today
Got to be kidding
I for one welcome our meth gator overlords. By the way, the head of this department has no clue to what dilution means. He must be up for re-election and got a tip from some intern on the meth squirrel story.
Sounds like a great college football team name “Go MethGators” !! 1
The prequel of Crawl release date 2020
Now I've heard it all
Um, I hate to break it to these asshats but no one is flushing drugs
Fox reported on this days ago... Cute little CNN. Always behind the times.
_dirty_diana88_ 😂😂😂😂😂 wtf
klockostephen39
Wouldn't that be a good thing? They won't have any teeth to bite you with.
We done did it now! Meth GATORS?!
Fun fact: there are no alligators in Tennessee.
💀😹
Why are the toilet contents going straight to where the non-existent gators are not at? Dont yalls treat your sewer system
Don't want they crawl in went strom coming
This is a real story...this is really a real story...Meth gators..
There are many benefits in creating meth gators. First, they stop swallowing people, and secondly, it's much much faster than painting them by hand
What part of Tennessee do gators inhabit? I'm from south Tennessee, right on the Georgia border, and I've never seen a gator in Tennessee.
Or just don’t do meth?
Crackodile
This made me laugh for 5 minutes straight, I need to get out more
What are the cops going to do after the gator’s start soliciting themselves due to lack of toilet meth? Arrest them?
“For proper disposal” yall LOSERS if yall ain’t actually sellin it
Well if you think about it. Gators kinda are meth gators, their unblinking eyes, scaly skin?
How's everything
They stay off the weed
🙄🙄🙄
Saw what meth did to that Squirrel
What's wrong with Meth Gators
Meth Gator can be a gentle being too.
But then they wouldnt have any teeth lol
Now wtf 🙄🙄🙄
Too late!!! the govt already created meth gators and the lesser known, meth raccoons years ago ! But like we need a warning to be even more careful around gators Thanks, but I’m pretty fucking cautious around them already! I don’t know and I don’t care if he’s high or not
Haha meth and Crocs. Perfect killing machine.
“Meth Gators” sounds like a movie on the SyFy channel. 😂
Still? You are still warning people to stop flushing their dope? This is dumb. People don't flush enough dope to maintain a populace of alligator addiction. Duh, this is so dumb. And you have shred this on every platform every few hrs. So so so dumb. It's distracting.
I dont think meth heads care. Just sayin
Meth Gators!! 🤣🤣
This could be your next president.
Pretty sure Meth Gators is opening up for Almost Acoustic Christmas, right thekevinryder clydetombaugh?
All the gators teeth will fall out.
🤯🤯🤯
Do they turn blue on meth?
Meth Gators how can you Avoid them in Georgia,Alabama,Mississippi,Kentucky,Tennesee & Louisiana-but especially in DC!
LOL. HolyShit.
Methgator vs GodzillaMovie? Methgator vs TMNT? Methgator vs Freddy vs Jason? The possibilities are endless!!!
Oh my the Crackodiles are back
Roses are red Moons have craters Stop flushing drugs down the toilets cause they make meth alligators
Did they use some first? Just curious.
Why the name? ' meth gators' and why not name them ' tweaker gators'
Anne_Hogan sounds like a cool pet by Florida standards, right?
An idea for hollywood
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s not a thing. Stop reporting this stupid story.
Then what, it moves to Seattle?
marina282828 Now THAT'S a supervillain origin story! Get on it, MarvelStudios Just remember to send me the royalty checks...😉
So I’m curious as to exactly what this would look like? 🧐🥺
What a movie title! Godzilla vs meth Gator
Isn’t this the same trick as telling people that there’s some fake meth floating round the market and the police will test it for you if they bring it into the station?
:(
Who flushes perfectly good meth?
You know you won't find any weed in those gators😁
'The Meth Gators'. Just posting in case some movie director tries to allegedly register it.
Meth-Gators sounds like a good Sharknado spin-off.
Ok
This is natural selection. Anyone near senatemajldr house?
We already knew police were stupid
They have gators in Tennessee? I’ve spent several vacations there and I had no clue.
You trying to make a little extra $cratch$?! Get paid to salt crackers in the comfort of your own home! Up to $0.67/batch! Get at me for de tails! Come on! Lieutenant
Sure that's why
Why be afraid of a meth gator? You know it won’t have teeth! :)
Didn’t CRAWL come out this weekend?
They gonn be asking to borrow your car
Bob Katter is going to have a field day.
Come on it what makes the Gators taste better 🍽️
Ain’t nobody got time for meth gators 🐊
What a riot
FunklePop1
So this is what the movie CrawlMovie is about 😂😂👍
Please tell me meth gators 🐊 are a real thing
Meth gators don't have teeth, though.
This psa will be useless if liberals from hollyweird stick to their boycott of the state
Same place that celebrates Confederate war criminals and slave owners.....
....🙁
Of course it’s Tennessee police. Because how stupid do you have to be to believe drugs addicts are flushing their drugs down the toilet?
I’m pretty sure a drug addict who is being raided, is saying to himself,yeah maybe if hold on to these drugs and take a longer jail sentence is the best course of fear of get An alligator high, that he won’t have to deal with. I just can’t ! 😂😂😂😂
MethGators
'Meth Gators' They'll bite your leg off and sell your grandma's appliances just to get their fix...have no fear, after 4 or 5 years of constant use they will lose all their teeth; leaving us with big, dumb, angry lizards who will aggressively gum you while you take a swim.
Jon_Rau new Sci-Fi movie?
Scratching Tennessee off of our possible vacation spots.
Maybe if they weren’t terrified of being locked in cages by you, they wouldn’t be throwing it down the toilet!
Godzilla un Miami.
Who flushed drugs down the toilet?🤷🏻♂️
Too late.
Tennessee ? Nuff said..............
I've told you five times now, the alligator stole my TV and tried to sell it to the kid across the street
“Meth Gatornado” next on SYFY
They will have the cleanest swamps in the state.
coooleyg
Methgators= toothless ......
Rager crocs! Noooo
Crack-odiles
evolution
Great! First sharknato’s now meth gators 🐊 ! We are doomed
So much meth in Tennessee that they flush it now?
U know that Spiderman was the creation of STAN Lee right And it was science fiction right!!!?
vdarleen_ See this that shit right here lol It's part 2 already. Good Luck To the non-swimmers
Then stop raiding them. That's the only reason they would be flushing it. Get them help, don't arrest them.
That’s methed up
JohnRJimenez
This is why you need to teach evolution and science in schools
Why would they flush their beloved meth?
Ok! So next we are going to have a reality TV show about ‘meth ‘ gators and let’s see how long it takes before realDonaldTrump tweets about this!👀🙄
Yesssss, do it
That does explain the voting patterns.
dan_bernstein “and members of Meth-Gators”
A great name for a band though.
SYFY network
WHY IS NOONE TALKING ABOUT CRACK-ODILES?!?!
WTF is wrong with meth gators? Can someone please explain what is wrong with this.
Oh I see a horror film 🎞 in the making right now.
😳🙄
Really!!! How stupid do cops think people are😳😳
The state of Florida is in the process of trademarking “meth gators”. Tennessee please don’t steal our state animal.
Welp that's terrifying catlife320
Is that the new name for maga mutants?
Am I wrong for actually wanting meth gators?
Only in the South
A tweeked Gator.
Are their gators in Tennessee? (I can’t be bothered to read, clearly)
My mama said that alligators are always ornery because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush
just became Alex Jones! This is the same premise as the “Gay frogs” that he was made fun of for. PrisonPlanet
😳yikes! “Meth gators”? Sounds horrible...
Oh that warning will surely stop a meth head from flushing to prevent jail time. Not
First picture was before meth, the last one is just two years later.
Comedy News Network
Wait why are gators in Tennessee?
bundus92 Seriously?
Tweaked Methedout Ninja Turtles
SYFY you on this? 🐊
Really That's why No other important reasons not too
How about leftover Russian Krokodil?
Area 51 guard: 'The Kyles are down and we've already suppressed the Karens. We've got 'em now.' Crowd: 'RELEASE THE METH GATORS!!!!'
Is this for real? I’m so embarrassed to be from the South sometimes.
Don’t do drugs, you’ll die (didn’t work). Don’t do drugs, you’ll go to jail for years (didn’t work). Very well...don’t do drugs...Meth Gator!
Meth Gators is my favorite metal band.
This can't be a true story.... but very creative!
This needs to happen!
many opiates pass through urine and feces in tact... soo.... you do the math
Wouldn’t you love to see a duck “all hyped up on meth”?
Gators in Tennessee?
Well what happens when the gator eats a drug addict?
This is a joke? Should I laugh? Should I feel stupid? 🤔
How scientifically is that fear backed up?
Meth-Gators!?!?
Didn’t know there were gators in Tennessee
SYFY here is your next great film
So you're telling me the toilet water straight up goes to the river? My outdoor swimmimg is cancelled.
Because regular gators aren’t terrifying enough on their own
New Netflix cartoon original...
I think that's the methgator that stole my Xbox!
Maybe they won't be hungry enough to attack
Why is drainage water going to the rivers?
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