I Think About This a Lot: Martha Stewart Sharpie-ing Her Louboutin Soles

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There is, however, a post from 2008 on Martha’s personal blog titled, “Come see hats, hats, and more great hats!! Please comment and let me know your favorite.” Hidden in an otherwise innocuous post about Martha attending a luncheon with fellow rich ladies — all of whom are wearing extravagant hats — is a picture of one of her assistants letting it rip on a pair of peep-toe Louboutins with a thick Sharpie. It is, I would venture to say, a Cursed Image.

As maybe one of a few people who can say from firsthand experience, removing Sharpie from Louboutins is unpleasant and almost impossible. In high school, I found two pairs of them sitting on the racks of my local Goodwill amongst gently worn orthopedic sneakers and Payless sandals. One pair was $6.97 and the other was $9.97 — I knew this because someone had written that on their soles in permanent marker. I bought the shoes with plans of expanding my net worth of zero by reselling them on eBay.

this is something my lesbian grandmother would do

Martha remains underrated in her savagery

Money doesn’t have to show money

Should buy my shoes or make your design and I will make them for you 😁

I love her

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